can you believe these are ACTUAL LAWS?
FLORIDA
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
NEBRASKA
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
OHIO
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
TEXAS
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
ARIZONA
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
NEBRASKA
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
OHIO
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
TEXAS
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
ARIZONA
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.