[Drabble] Juice instead of alcohol
Title: Juice instead of alcohol
Pairing: Yoochun/Junsu
Ratings: G
Genre: Fluff? Humor? NONE?!
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: I own nothing. As usual.
Summary: Junsu wants Yoochun to stop drinking.
Warnings: Unbeta’d. It’s 1:50 AM, my sort-of-beta-friend is sleeping at the moment. I think. And I just wanted to post this thing asap. ;d
A/N: Well, we got a class here that’s called “NLT”. It stands for Nature, Life and Technology. It’s a combi of biology, chemistry and physics. The subject we’re currently doing is about alcohol and I was doodling in my book, when suddenly my teacher said that Asians, especially Japanese, can’t tolerate alcohol that good. I became interested since I’m half Caucasian and half Asian and well… my ears just perked up at the word ‘Japanese’. But then Yoosu came in my mind and I wrote this thing for a bit in class. I didn’t really pay that much attention, but I still think I got it right what I wrote about the ethanal and ethanol and whatever. And oh, Lovejuice from Akanishi Jin popped into my head too. I’m rambling too much. x_x
“Did you know that Asian people, especially Japanese, have low tolerance against alcohol in comparison with for example Caucasian people?”
"What?”
“Well, they can make acetaldehyde, or ethanal, out of ethanol, so pure alcohol, really fast. But the process of making acetic acid out of the ethanal goes really slow. That makes Asians so sick when they have drunk! They can get really red, get a headache, they are starting to sweat or they get nauseous and you can go on like that. So yeah, they get really sick!”
“Oh, really…”
“So, I think you should drink less or don’t drink anything at all!”
“I’m sorry?!”
“No, no, no, Chunnie. Just drink something else when you go out or whatever. I don’t want you to get sick.”
“What should I drink then?”
“How about… orange juice?”
“Orange juice?!”
“What? It’s tasty and healthy!”
“Su…”
“No buts, just drink some juice.”
“…”
“…”
“Is your love juice okay?”
A blush and a grin.
A smack on the head and a chuckle.
A pair of arms wrapping around the other’s small body.
“So… is it okay?”
“You big ball of grease.”
“You love it.”
A kiss.
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This thing is so... simple. It isn't interesting. >_< Gaaah. Ah, whatever...
I'm going to bed. XD It's almost 2am here. So, yeah. Whatever. I'm sleepy. Thank god I don't have school.. tomorrow/today? And I already slept like 4 hours on the couch. I'm really dead tired. x_x
And oh, I could write Junsu's explanation more complicated, but... that would be too complicated for me to write (I ain't making any sense here...) actually, because I can do it in Dutch, but in English it gets harder. And I don't even want to try it at 2am. xD
Oh yeah, comment if you like? ;D
Pairing: Yoochun/Junsu
Ratings: G
Genre: Fluff? Humor? NONE?!
Length: Drabble
Disclaimer: I own nothing. As usual.
Summary: Junsu wants Yoochun to stop drinking.
Warnings: Unbeta’d. It’s 1:50 AM, my sort-of-beta-friend is sleeping at the moment. I think. And I just wanted to post this thing asap. ;d
A/N: Well, we got a class here that’s called “NLT”. It stands for Nature, Life and Technology. It’s a combi of biology, chemistry and physics. The subject we’re currently doing is about alcohol and I was doodling in my book, when suddenly my teacher said that Asians, especially Japanese, can’t tolerate alcohol that good. I became interested since I’m half Caucasian and half Asian and well… my ears just perked up at the word ‘Japanese’. But then Yoosu came in my mind and I wrote this thing for a bit in class. I didn’t really pay that much attention, but I still think I got it right what I wrote about the ethanal and ethanol and whatever. And oh, Lovejuice from Akanishi Jin popped into my head too. I’m rambling too much. x_x
“Did you know that Asian people, especially Japanese, have low tolerance against alcohol in comparison with for example Caucasian people?”
"What?”
“Well, they can make acetaldehyde, or ethanal, out of ethanol, so pure alcohol, really fast. But the process of making acetic acid out of the ethanal goes really slow. That makes Asians so sick when they have drunk! They can get really red, get a headache, they are starting to sweat or they get nauseous and you can go on like that. So yeah, they get really sick!”
“Oh, really…”
“So, I think you should drink less or don’t drink anything at all!”
“I’m sorry?!”
“No, no, no, Chunnie. Just drink something else when you go out or whatever. I don’t want you to get sick.”
“What should I drink then?”
“How about… orange juice?”
“Orange juice?!”
“What? It’s tasty and healthy!”
“Su…”
“No buts, just drink some juice.”
“…”
“…”
“Is your love juice okay?”
A blush and a grin.
A smack on the head and a chuckle.
A pair of arms wrapping around the other’s small body.
“So… is it okay?”
“You big ball of grease.”
“You love it.”
A kiss.
_________________________________________________________________________
This thing is so... simple. It isn't interesting. >_< Gaaah. Ah, whatever...
I'm going to bed. XD It's almost 2am here. So, yeah. Whatever. I'm sleepy. Thank god I don't have school.. tomorrow/today? And I already slept like 4 hours on the couch. I'm really dead tired. x_x
And oh, I could write Junsu's explanation more complicated, but... that would be too complicated for me to write (I ain't making any sense here...) actually, because I can do it in Dutch, but in English it gets harder. And I don't even want to try it at 2am. xD
Oh yeah, comment if you like? ;D