Fat America
Recently, some scientists and nutritionists have been concerned about the amount of obease people in our country. Tell me, when was it ever ignored? When did some fat kid walk up a flight of stairs and wonder why he was out of breath? I read an artical about a few nurtionists that studied this and spent government money(that would be the tax payers dollars)to find out what the problem behind this is. Well first of all. There is one thing that piss me off in this artical(and yes, there are more, but they are because this lady is a dumb bitch.)
Our economy is strugling currently. We wonder why. It may have to do something with the government giving some clueless bimbo a grant to research why people are fat! I think we know why people are fat. It's because they eat so much fucking unhealthy food. DUH! They also say it's because there is so much fast food everywhere. It's because of all the hostess products sold at your local safeway. As I recall, at safeway, the vegetables and fruit are at one end of the market, and the fating food is on the other end near the bread. THAT'S THE ANSWER! IT'S BREAD! Bread is tempting our citizens to grab a box of twinkies! DAMN YOU BREAD! My point being, stay on the right side of Safeway.
The thing I think that REALLY bothered me was, that the whole artical was about people eating to much. Enough said. No need to say anything else. If I wrote an artical about something so obvious it would read this:
STOP EATING SO MUCH AND EXCERSIE MORE!
This artical was also embarrasing. In the beging of it the authur said, "In one year a person can gain two pounds of the ages 20-60"
TWO POUNDS! OH NO! Look out everyone! We're all going to get heart disease because we can't handle two pounds! Two pounds is nothing. Samalians weigh two pounds. I mean, jesus, what's so scary and awful about two pounds(Samalians are scary because they concel AK-47's.)? Some people in this country NEED two pounds. Like me. I need that two pounds.
So basicly this, America, stop eating so much, eat healthy, and excersie more. I explained more in that sentence then that whole artical of 1408573968 paragraphs.
Our economy is strugling currently. We wonder why. It may have to do something with the government giving some clueless bimbo a grant to research why people are fat! I think we know why people are fat. It's because they eat so much fucking unhealthy food. DUH! They also say it's because there is so much fast food everywhere. It's because of all the hostess products sold at your local safeway. As I recall, at safeway, the vegetables and fruit are at one end of the market, and the fating food is on the other end near the bread. THAT'S THE ANSWER! IT'S BREAD! Bread is tempting our citizens to grab a box of twinkies! DAMN YOU BREAD! My point being, stay on the right side of Safeway.
The thing I think that REALLY bothered me was, that the whole artical was about people eating to much. Enough said. No need to say anything else. If I wrote an artical about something so obvious it would read this:
STOP EATING SO MUCH AND EXCERSIE MORE!
This artical was also embarrasing. In the beging of it the authur said, "In one year a person can gain two pounds of the ages 20-60"
TWO POUNDS! OH NO! Look out everyone! We're all going to get heart disease because we can't handle two pounds! Two pounds is nothing. Samalians weigh two pounds. I mean, jesus, what's so scary and awful about two pounds(Samalians are scary because they concel AK-47's.)? Some people in this country NEED two pounds. Like me. I need that two pounds.
So basicly this, America, stop eating so much, eat healthy, and excersie more. I explained more in that sentence then that whole artical of 1408573968 paragraphs.