get minns a girlfriend plea.
allow me to introduce my flatmate Mr Thomas Minns, otherwise known as staples. you may know him from such posts as moshbusking, sleeping in creepy churches, heroes vs villains parties & any of my other adventures that involve misdemeanour and mischeif. he's an all round good guy who rides his bike like there's no tomorrow. made even more attractive by his recent decision to quit bothering with that foolish malarky known as straight edge.
sadly Mr Minns has a serious downfall. his addiction to myspace.com. Mr Minns does not own a computer. so he uses mine. every day. i believe he may be spending more time online that me, which is obviously not a healthy thing. so, i've decided to help Mr Minns go cold turkey and kick the habit. i shall ban him from using my 'puter. but, as we all know, it's easy to replace one habit with another. so we need something to distract Mr Minns from the absence of mypsace in his life, and i think i know just what:
a girlfriend!
crazy fun loving hardcore bmx dude WLTM young fun loving girl for fun, frolics and possibly more. vegetarian non smoker, keen interested in bikes and moshing. any interested please reply to box 155.
[i think i need to point out that only ladies who live within striking distance of leeds should apply, as anyone else would have to court him through the medium i am trying to get him to give up]