White Trash Extravaganza!!!
I finally feel vindicated. All my years of loathing Britney Spears have finally proven me correct in every way. Apparently, the MTV VMAs were aired the other night, and she unveiled her "amazing" comeback with a performance of a new single. Obviously, I didn't watch the damn VMAs, but I did watch a video of her performance after the fact, on reports that it was fucking atrocious.
Be amazed as Britney forgets her dance moves, gives up lip-synching correctly, and makes a total ass out of herself on national television!
It's truly painful to watch, I know. And then, this garbage is followed up by another talentless hack, Sarah Silverman. Notice how LOUD silence can be when jokes bomb like Hiroshima. Yeah, poop jokes and tired, played-out cracks about pop stars. Die in a fire.
And, as if this was a trailer park bonanza already, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a fight that night as well, at the VMAs even. Jesus tapdancing Christ, why don't we just break out the 30 rack of Budweiser and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned hoedown while we're at it? Fucking hicks.
Popular culture proves once again just how much a cess pool it really is, and I have to say I couldn't be more pleased. California needs to sink into the fucking ocean and save us all a lot of pain.
Be amazed as Britney forgets her dance moves, gives up lip-synching correctly, and makes a total ass out of herself on national television!
It's truly painful to watch, I know. And then, this garbage is followed up by another talentless hack, Sarah Silverman. Notice how LOUD silence can be when jokes bomb like Hiroshima. Yeah, poop jokes and tired, played-out cracks about pop stars. Die in a fire.
And, as if this was a trailer park bonanza already, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a fight that night as well, at the VMAs even. Jesus tapdancing Christ, why don't we just break out the 30 rack of Budweiser and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned hoedown while we're at it? Fucking hicks.
Popular culture proves once again just how much a cess pool it really is, and I have to say I couldn't be more pleased. California needs to sink into the fucking ocean and save us all a lot of pain.