Stay Away From Me, Blizzard
So uh... Apparently Blizzard has announced yet another expansion to WoW, entitled "Wrath of the Lich King". It takes place in Northrend, includes a Hero Class (Death Knights), raises the level cap to 80, new quests, new dungeons, new monsters, new items, new profession (Inscribing), new Arenas and Battlegrounds, siege warfare with destructible buildings, etc.
But goddamnit, I will not give in to them again. I don't care what they try to add to the game, Blizzard already sucked out most of my soul, and whatever's left is not for sale. Not to mention my wife (yes, we're married now, for those of you out of the loop) would smother me in my sleep if I even thought about playing that accursed game again... When raiding starts to take precedence over quality time with the missus, you're just asking for trouble.
I shake my fist in anger at you, Blizzard, for tempting me with your digital crack. But I learned my lesson last expansion, so you won't be seeing Xyrthuul around anytime soon; he's on permanent vacation.
But goddamnit, I will not give in to them again. I don't care what they try to add to the game, Blizzard already sucked out most of my soul, and whatever's left is not for sale. Not to mention my wife (yes, we're married now, for those of you out of the loop) would smother me in my sleep if I even thought about playing that accursed game again... When raiding starts to take precedence over quality time with the missus, you're just asking for trouble.
I shake my fist in anger at you, Blizzard, for tempting me with your digital crack. But I learned my lesson last expansion, so you won't be seeing Xyrthuul around anytime soon; he's on permanent vacation.