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I'm watching Blue Peter. Its absolute baws. Mind the days yi pure thought it was the dugs baws? I used tae run hame fae school tae watch it. Oft. Check the mong. I miss Gemma. I miss Mick. Infact. I miss quite a few people. State ah me. I've been having dodgy dreams by the way. I had some surfer dude in my room last night telling me to get a job in a pharmacy. Wtf is going through my head man. Maybe its a new age Jesus trying to give me some guidance. Fuck knows. I seen my Shivonne on monday. Yee fucking haa. Shes fucking better than you. I love that girl. We had so much fun. Having a gossip & eating monster munch. She even got a wee flash. Man was she aroused. Infact. I was mortified. Was only trying to fix ma bra. Poor wee soul got more than she bargained for. Oft. Me & ma chick are hitting the town Friday. Look out Glasgow. Anycunt else up for it yi know ma number & such. But i'm on a mission on Friday. Like no mission ive ever been on before. Oft. I feel like fucking Neil Armstrong. Shivonne & I have planned a weekend down in Ayr in ma daddys caravan. Lets get wreccckkeed. Gonna try out the clubs & pubs down there for a change. Sound cunts are welcome. Nanty having fuds who cant handle their drink stoatin aboot n makin a mess. Cant wait till friday. Like nae kidding.I stood David up today. Maybe now he'll take the hint. FUCK OFFFFFFFF. Neighbours is a wee bit good. Nearly my birthday. Everyone is invited. I mean EVERYONE. I dont care whos there as long as Shivonnes there. Am gettin set up with a stunning guy here. And ive said nanty. Go me. On the road to recovery.
mwah
xo
mwah
xo