*middle finger at world*

[xquantumx]

I dreamt I was having sex with Christian Bale. *dies* How the fuck do you recover from that? Unfortunately the session had to stop because a catlike creature came flying through the window and started pucking everywhere, I was like, "Christian! Fuck the cat!" But he was concerned about some omen...

Fuck, I got what looks likes like pink eye, along with my still swollen and bruised jaw, and two cuts on my fingers. Now I get to look like Rocky for my student card.

I DESERVE Christian Bale sex dreams!