Does A Bear Poop in The Woods?
Ok so im sure all my friends have heard me ask the question but for those of you who dont it goes a little sumthing like this....does a bear poop in the woods? and then of course you'll say yes and ill say you dont know that.....but after yesterday i can finally concur with all those people that say yes. So yesterday im lying in bed asleep with holland and my mom yells uo the stairs..."Jonathan, Jen just called and said shes gonna come over and see u 2" and im all like whatever im going back 2 sleep...well luckily holley wasnt as braindead as me and woke me up and told me hey u freakin idot did you not just hear her "Jen" only not in that wording. So i jump out of bed and we both look hagard as hell and we run down my road and into the woods. SO its not long that we are in the woods when i feel the ol' rumble in the jungle you know that really bad pain that tells you its poopy time...let me out. So im dying i really dont think ive ever had to poop this badd....But holland informs me my only choice is to return home or poop in the woods....ok heres were it gets interseting...i know i cant go home just yet Jen is on her way and i dont wanna poop in the woods cuz sum1 could see me and i dont have any tp. So im all like fine ill hold it. I dont think i made it 2 minutes before i felt like i was gonna poop my pants so i take of my pants pull down my boxers and hang my ass over this hill....omg this sucks is all i can say it was so sick and uncomfortable...i was like bending to the side holding on to this big tree with one hand and trying to concentrate on pooping and it was really cold outside . So i do my business and then im standing in the woods naked and i think o god what im i goona whipe with......Holley come here plz. So holley climbs up this hill and picks me a bunch of leaves and needless to say leaves arent very good to whipe with so i get to whipe off semi-. Ok so i find my pants covered in mud and holley has on my chainsaw trucker hat and we have only been in the woods for 10 minutes or so and we already look like the most grizzly rednecks in te world. But we returned home which was a torturing walk 4 me and i took and shower and dicovered i had a leaf in my butt and me and holland dodged jen and was able to continue our wonderrful day...the end. Ok if you ever hear me ask that question again i want you 2 respond with yea you did didnt you..lol. Anyway as for holland if you ever in this world will find a pretty girl that will climb a hill to get u leaves cuz ur doing #2 then marry her i know i will.......well yea if ur not all grossed out and u can take it as humor then i hope you enjoied well im out...l8r dyaz