It's settled - I'm a major motherfucking pervert, GIF'd for your convenience.
So I went to the supermarket (finally in 2 weeks since I last did shopping!) today. Perhaps because Easter break just ended so everyone's just scrambling their way back and the supermarket was uber empty in terms of products by 6pm. ._. Everyone was shopping like there would be an anticipated zombie apocalypse or something.
And then I gathered my stuffs and lined up with two of my friends (though they stayed at a different place). Then this man lined up behind me and then he said in all seriousness:
"Your milk is dripping."
I immediately looked at the 2 liter milk and was like, "Oh shit, thanks!"
"......"
Then 2 seconds later, my mind went to the wrong wrong wrong wrong places of what other innuendos could've been implied by the words "milk" and "dripping" in a single sentence.
And before you ask if the guy was any hot, I didn't manage to really see so I wouldn't know.
And then I gathered my stuffs and lined up with two of my friends (though they stayed at a different place). Then this man lined up behind me and then he said in all seriousness:
"Your milk is dripping."
I immediately looked at the 2 liter milk and was like, "Oh shit, thanks!"
"......"
Then 2 seconds later, my mind went to the wrong wrong wrong wrong places of what other innuendos could've been implied by the words "milk" and "dripping" in a single sentence.
And before you ask if the guy was any hot, I didn't manage to really see so I wouldn't know.