Aug 09, 2004 13:21
Ok I was at jazmines house, but it was tinas new house. And Shaunice and I were hungry so we told jazmine we were gonna drive to in and out. She didnt like that idea, and then nicole was there...and so jazmine called her parents and her parents said it was ok for shaunice to drive the car. So Shaunice left and went to her room which was in the dark around the cornor from the house... I followed her.
Her room turned into veras house and gresilda and valeria were there and valeria had this pink tank top from victoria secrete on and greseilda kept asking if i wanted it and i kept saying no..but she just wouldnt listen. So she made valeria take it off and give it to me.(that argument lasted like 4 hours) so i finally left, after vaccuming someones house.
WHen i first leave im sitting next to andrea and we are in the front but we arent driving and we are turning down the street and we see nicole howie jon vera jesus some big kid i dont know and a wierd lookin teddy walking down the street and i wave because nicole is out there and andrea starts crying but i got all close and was all DONT WORRY ABOUT IT HE ISNT WORTH IT and i start laughing and then all the sudden we are at the bowling ally.
And in the car with jazmine shaunice and this girl named paula who i knew from woodside but never talked to..and i tell them im gonna run in and sign up for school and tell people if a leprachan asks them if they want to see pictures to say NO. So i run in and i run ino jon howie and irish and i give them all fatty hugs and i see jesus and i just ignore him and i walk on down because im supposed to be telling someone in particular about the leprachans.
Suddenly im in a wood cutting shop class thing and the teacher is this cool ass black lady who has secrete closets and she tells the class she is sorry that i am there. I was supposed to be in her class and she is sad that im not. Then i spend time learning to measure.
SO then i finally leave through this secrete closet and i see howie and he is all preppie like i completely dont recognize him but his hair looks nice (its brown and he can do the hair flip) and i run up to him screaming.."IF YOU SEE A LEPRACHAN" and he answers "say no..i know this teresa jesus". I compliment his hair and leave...
All of the sudden im walking to jazmines new pimp car and we are in a flower truck we need to drop them back off at the store where the balloons and the clowns work before they close (its like a mission) but im with jon howie and irish now..and they walk and we pass this grassy hill with a little leprachan (scary looking) but he says hi and waves and i smile and scream NO! thinking he wants to keep my soul or something..i think he knew i wouldnt give in thats why he didnt ask me...
So we all get in jazmines car but now shaunice and paula are gone and we are driving and we drive into this dark downward tunnel and i jump out and end up on this ledge and there are cool clowns everywhere putting away flowers and the line to get in was soo long. Well this lady screams YOUR THE LAST WE ARE CLOSED! and we get a new car and leave.
We end up at this little liquer store that is right next to jack in the box. I didnt know why were there so i asked IRISH..he said carlos needed smirnoff and we were gonna get it. So we go into the liquer store and i pick up this thing of mustard and imn trying to think how we can sneak smirnoff out. So irish tests to see if the lady is chill and will just sell us the stuff. SO im staring at this bottle of mustard for what seems like hours and all of the sudden irish goes "im bying this orange delight" and he buys it and i turn around and im like WOW SHE SOLD IT TO YOU? and the lady winks and me and tells me to "shhh" and i smile and then i go up and ask her about the leprachan. She said "he is a nice little fellow wont steal just anyones soul. he lives right over there..."
I ask her if he comes in alot...and look at the back wall where she pointed...she replied with "of course all the time hardly notice him." then all the sudden he comes in...and he smiles and he chit chats...he is a cool little green guy with orange hair..like ompa lumpa status but opposite. So Irish bys the Smirnoff and i tell everyone "smirnoff is good they promote safe drinking" and everyone ignores me.
Then im really hungry...and decide i want jack in the box...AND SUDDENLY irish has twins these little rat boys..ass holes..and they go around beating people up and then they come back and irish tells them they didnt do a good enough job..sends them back out to do it again..i finally get my food..and thats the end
wierd ass dream huh