Ok, So everywhere I look at the moment I see cats. Cats in my dreams (little ones that fit in my hands and love me) and in
toothpaste for dinner - there are cats everywhere. I don't really like cats. mainly because I don't trust them. The ancient Egyptians built steam engines, had batteries and were ages ahead of their time... they also worshipped cats. This worries me
You can stare at a dog and it will look back blankly for ages. you stare at a cat and it's like "I know what you are thinking before you have even thought it.. don't mess with me" and then it walks away...
So before it is too late. Don't trust cats. they know more than they let on and one day will be our downfall. I envision waking up in a world run by cats and then finding the statue of liberty on a beach one day. mind you, that would be cool, cos I can scream
"You maniacs! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! damn you! damn you all to hell!!!"
:D