A Special Kind of Love (6/?)
A Special Kind of Love (6/?)
Pairing: baekyeol/chanbaek
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary: Like everyone knows, love is love, right? But Baekhyun and Chanyeol just have that special kind of love, full of fluffy hearts and rainbows and happiness. Everyone likes a good drabble fic, right?
Plans
Two males sat on the couch together in the dark as they watched zombies eating people on their TV screen. They were currently having a marathon of the Walking Dead, pigging out on junk food and soda while their puppy nibbled on the popcorn that fell to the floor.
“You know,” Baekhyun began, “If we were in a zombie apocalypse, I think I’d make it pretty far.”
Chanyeol shrugged. “Maybe, but you’d have to get over your allergy to running.”
Baekhyun rolled his eyes and threw a piece of popcorn at the other’s face. “I can run pretty fast when I want to,” he argued. “Believe it or not, but in the seventh grade I was on the track team. I sprinted.”
“Yeah and that was how long ago, old man?”
Baekhyun screamed in frustration and whacked Chanyeol with a pillow, earning a whine from the abused man. Chanyeol rubbed his arm as he pouted. “Well, at least you’re strong. You could chop the zombies’ heads off quickly. I have long legs, I’ll carry you on my back when we run.”
“Yeah you could, but that would slow us down a bit. Judging by what we’re eating now, I could be a fat ass and that weight on your back would make us slow. Especially if you’re a fat ass too.”
“Then we roll away as fast as we can.”
Baekhyun pursed his lips as he the gears turned in his head as he thought about other possibilities.
“If we were under attack and one of us wasn’t going to make it out alive, would you sacrifice yourself for me?” he asked.
Chanyeol turned to his boyfriend and placed a gentle hand on his cheek, pulling his face close as he looked deep into Baekhyun’s brown eyes. “I love you. What do you think I’d do?”
Baekhyun jutted his lips out like a cute duckie-a face Chanyeol was a sucker for-and guessed in a cute voice that sounded much like a child’s, “You’d be the decoy so I could run away?”
“Pfft!” Chanyeol sputtered, shaking his head. “Hell no, I’d throw you to the zombies and be on my merry way.”
Chanyeol was whacked again, but this time with Baekhyun’s tiny fist.
Chanyeol rolled his eyes and stole a kiss on Baekhyun’s cheek. “I doubt there’s actually going to be a zombie apocalypse anyway.”
“I suppose you right,” Baekhyun sighed, relaxing back into the couch and looked back towards the TV just in time to see some young guy get eaten in an RV. “The only thing we need to worry about is who is going to be changing your adult diaper when you’re in your hundreds dealing with a weak bladder because it certainly isn’t going to be me.”
“Nope, because you’re be sitting in your own diaper of shit and unable to go the bathroom by yourself too.”
“Fucker.”
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Pairing: baekyeol/chanbaek
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary: Like everyone knows, love is love, right? But Baekhyun and Chanyeol just have that special kind of love, full of fluffy hearts and rainbows and happiness. Everyone likes a good drabble fic, right?
Plans
Two males sat on the couch together in the dark as they watched zombies eating people on their TV screen. They were currently having a marathon of the Walking Dead, pigging out on junk food and soda while their puppy nibbled on the popcorn that fell to the floor.
“You know,” Baekhyun began, “If we were in a zombie apocalypse, I think I’d make it pretty far.”
Chanyeol shrugged. “Maybe, but you’d have to get over your allergy to running.”
Baekhyun rolled his eyes and threw a piece of popcorn at the other’s face. “I can run pretty fast when I want to,” he argued. “Believe it or not, but in the seventh grade I was on the track team. I sprinted.”
“Yeah and that was how long ago, old man?”
Baekhyun screamed in frustration and whacked Chanyeol with a pillow, earning a whine from the abused man. Chanyeol rubbed his arm as he pouted. “Well, at least you’re strong. You could chop the zombies’ heads off quickly. I have long legs, I’ll carry you on my back when we run.”
“Yeah you could, but that would slow us down a bit. Judging by what we’re eating now, I could be a fat ass and that weight on your back would make us slow. Especially if you’re a fat ass too.”
“Then we roll away as fast as we can.”
Baekhyun pursed his lips as he the gears turned in his head as he thought about other possibilities.
“If we were under attack and one of us wasn’t going to make it out alive, would you sacrifice yourself for me?” he asked.
Chanyeol turned to his boyfriend and placed a gentle hand on his cheek, pulling his face close as he looked deep into Baekhyun’s brown eyes. “I love you. What do you think I’d do?”
Baekhyun jutted his lips out like a cute duckie-a face Chanyeol was a sucker for-and guessed in a cute voice that sounded much like a child’s, “You’d be the decoy so I could run away?”
“Pfft!” Chanyeol sputtered, shaking his head. “Hell no, I’d throw you to the zombies and be on my merry way.”
Chanyeol was whacked again, but this time with Baekhyun’s tiny fist.
Chanyeol rolled his eyes and stole a kiss on Baekhyun’s cheek. “I doubt there’s actually going to be a zombie apocalypse anyway.”
“I suppose you right,” Baekhyun sighed, relaxing back into the couch and looked back towards the TV just in time to see some young guy get eaten in an RV. “The only thing we need to worry about is who is going to be changing your adult diaper when you’re in your hundreds dealing with a weak bladder because it certainly isn’t going to be me.”
“Nope, because you’re be sitting in your own diaper of shit and unable to go the bathroom by yourself too.”
“Fucker.”
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