Dec 08, 2004 17:29
Top 10 Things We Have Had To Go Through As Seniors of 05! Alex Putting This In The Yearbook!
To the Class of 05
This is to the class of 05, my class and the best class in the history of the world
I am just going to give a brief summary of 10 things we have had to overcome in these last few years.
1. The Portables, I mean modulars…sorry, that sounds nicer… oh beautiful modular’s on cinder blocks how I love thee.
2. Being tormented by upper classmen before all these safety regulations were handed out… “Don’t sneeze near that kid. It’s freshman harassment”
3. The never ending hopes of a cafeteria/theater wooohooo cafeteria/theater.... wait where is it?
4. The old school uniforms… “Button up, tuck in, button up, tuck in, where is your belt”… well my belt was hidden until you made me tuck in my shirt.
5. Freshman orientation with “Mean Dean Green”…. Wow, I never heard someone get so passionate about not having gum-soled shoes before, that was deep. And terrifying.
6. The old student pick up line before the front of the school was built… “Oh there’s my mom” 17 hours later…. “Hey mom”.
7. 70 billion speed bumps…. Wait those are still there.
8. Ties for mass… “Hey dude I lost my tie”. “Don’t worry just go to the office”… in the office “ok that will be $766496934 for a new tie”
9. I lost my I.D. now that’s a dollar a day… and when did the price of coke rise to 75 cents.
10. The dramatic experience of being the first in line after lunch to open that like silver curtain thing by the cafeteria… everyone is yelling “ GO GO, SQUEEZE IT, NO TURN THE NOB, JEEZE MOVE GOD IM GONNA BE LATE”.