wow, wow, wow and some more wow.
wow, wow, wow.. man, i just cant stop saying it.
ok so check this out..tonight i went to see Elf with Lacey and Quinn.
Elf was fucking hilarious by the way. :) Ok.. so let me get to the good part.. first off my mom was being a bitch and wouldnt let me sleep out tonight.. and i was in a pissed off mood... so we drop quinn off at the gas station where her mom was.. and then heres the climax.. its time to drop me off [i live in Calabasas Park Estates by the way] and before Lance and Leslie take me to my house.. Lacey goes "Alex, we were trying to find Jessica Simpsons house all day.. your taking us to it." Alright, so we go in the back gate and I show them her house.. no big deal, looks better on T.V. So we get to the house and there's a huge long driveway [as youve seen on t.v.] and I go.."Oh don't worry about it Lance... you can go up the driveway and check it out.. I always go..they're never home." So we go up and Lacey goes "Oh shit, all there lights are on!" and I go "No, that a trap so nobody robs the house" ,ok so right next to the driveway is a big dirt pathway where they haven't built anything on it yet.. and Lance goes "Ok, let me just make a quick U-turn here." So everything was cool until Lacey goes.."Oh shit there's a man in the window.. and im not even joking." And im like "Lacey, shut up no1 is ever home".. and she ducks down and goes "Im not fucking joking, alex look!" And i look up and who do I see?Nick Lachey standing out on the balcony wiht a white t-shirt on and grey shorts on, a beer bottle in his hand, and his jaw dropped. and im like.."Oh shit Lance, DRIVE DRIVE!" and Laceys like "There gonna call the guards, oh shit!" and Lance goes.." I hope he didnt right my licence plate down!"
We could not stop laughing the entire way down the driveway and to my house, that was the highlight of my night.. i was practically crying.
woo hoo, what a night. :)
ok so check this out..tonight i went to see Elf with Lacey and Quinn.
Elf was fucking hilarious by the way. :) Ok.. so let me get to the good part.. first off my mom was being a bitch and wouldnt let me sleep out tonight.. and i was in a pissed off mood... so we drop quinn off at the gas station where her mom was.. and then heres the climax.. its time to drop me off [i live in Calabasas Park Estates by the way] and before Lance and Leslie take me to my house.. Lacey goes "Alex, we were trying to find Jessica Simpsons house all day.. your taking us to it." Alright, so we go in the back gate and I show them her house.. no big deal, looks better on T.V. So we get to the house and there's a huge long driveway [as youve seen on t.v.] and I go.."Oh don't worry about it Lance... you can go up the driveway and check it out.. I always go..they're never home." So we go up and Lacey goes "Oh shit, all there lights are on!" and I go "No, that a trap so nobody robs the house" ,ok so right next to the driveway is a big dirt pathway where they haven't built anything on it yet.. and Lance goes "Ok, let me just make a quick U-turn here." So everything was cool until Lacey goes.."Oh shit there's a man in the window.. and im not even joking." And im like "Lacey, shut up no1 is ever home".. and she ducks down and goes "Im not fucking joking, alex look!" And i look up and who do I see?Nick Lachey standing out on the balcony wiht a white t-shirt on and grey shorts on, a beer bottle in his hand, and his jaw dropped. and im like.."Oh shit Lance, DRIVE DRIVE!" and Laceys like "There gonna call the guards, oh shit!" and Lance goes.." I hope he didnt right my licence plate down!"
We could not stop laughing the entire way down the driveway and to my house, that was the highlight of my night.. i was practically crying.
woo hoo, what a night. :)