I cant be handled
A week goes by pretty fast these days. The true weekend for the paper deliverer is monday and tuesday, when it rains there is no real weekend. Speaking of rain, if anyone wants a schedule of days where its guaranteed to rain and have bad weather - just ask me and ill give you the days that im off from sam's club. Since i didnt have much time to write i thought i would recap some of the more interesting things from this week.
Troy had a dream that he watched me have sex with his gf (near fiance). His cousin and I teased him really bad while we worked out. Then later on we go to his apartment and I cant get his shower to work so i call for someone to come help me turn it on and she unexpectedly walked in on me in a small towel, no harm done. His apartment has a great view, its back behind the arboretum a little ways and hes on the third floor overlooking some hills and most of downtown, HOTT.
On both a dare and a test of my bosses sincerity i delivered my paper route in boxers only. It worked out well. It kept me awake (i needed some help). It kept me moving fast. I completed the dare. My boss wasnt kidding, i COULD deliver papers wearing anything i wanted. Not a single complaint. On a side note, my enhanced consumption of gatorade and water has led me to peeing on the side of the road in this rich neighborhood three days in a row.
I'm going to quit the aas job sooner than i had planned. My moms already pushing me to drop it and im getting tired of not being able to have fun at night. I wake up usually 2-3 times a day to some sort of alarm, and im hardly ever totally there. I cant think of a day that i've been 100% present yet this year. Operating at half capacity sucks.
I havent decided exactly when to quit. I turn 21 on feb. 27th and id like to be able to do something for it other than go to work overnight, again. If not for that then Id like to quit around spring break time. Spring break means SXSW (which wouldnt mess up my work), but i dont want to be passing out during shows. Also since i dont have much planned for my birthday, a colleague of mine has shown interest in possibly hopping a plane to vegas for two days kind of on a spur of the moment type of thing. I have the money to do it, just need an alibi for the family.
I outsmarted the round rock golds gym gay stalker this morning. I went in as if i was done and took my sweet time and then peed and went back out. He showered (i assume), got ready, and hungout forever but i was still working out for another 90 minutes so i guess he gave up. Hallelujah to the rest of the week being south austin mornings.
Bright Eyes released 2 new cds last week. Very bob dylan-esque (Im Wide Awake its Morning) and very indie poppish (Digital Ash in a Digital Urn). Conor Oberst kicks Chris Carraba's ass. The way i see it, Chris got an earlier start and gained much momentum with some annoying mtv press. He then really grabbed ahold with his spiderman 2 hit single. Dont get me wrong, I like dashboard and Chris is good and all...but Conor, thats where its at. Conor seems to have gotten a later start, with a smaller fan base, but his fans are rabid. Hes had some recent luck with help from the NY Times and finally people are starting to recognize just how talented he is. People that just start with this type of music should and most likely will start with Chris and slowly make the switch to Conor, never understanding why they didnt start there.
Yes, there was meaning in that.
I hate to write about these two back to back because it looks like one influences the other, but ill try to explain.
Sams is having a weight loss challenge with the big loser (winner) getting 100$ (yadda yadda). All of the obese and morbidly obese sams workers are freaking out about what they eat, its highly annoying. These people care more about 100$ than they do about their lives. Before I babble off and offend someone...we had donuts in the break room on thursday. Of course everyone was staring at them and trying their hardest not to eat them. I went and grabbed 2 in front of everyone. Adelfa, picture a 5'2 overweight ragged old mexican lady (ragged from smoking, she even works the tobacco area), with a huge pooch just below her belt line. She looks like the remnants of a boystown prostitute after 30 years of service. Anyways, Adelfa goes ohhh look everybody lucas is grabbing the FAT PILLS! YOU GONNA HAVE TWO FAT PILLS HUH LUCAS?
-Actually one of them is filled so i think you can count it as three
OOOH LOOK EVERYONE, LUCAS IS EATING FAT PILLS, OMG HES HAVING THREE FAT PILLS
-um, thanks for telling everyone but this is just to hold me over before i get to schlotzkeys for a butter and cheese sandwhich and a cookie.
I walked off with everyone staring at me, only to catch more flak from a manager as i was about to head down the stairs. The same stairs that about a fifth of the fat people at sams skip in order to use the elevator to go from floor 1 to floor 2. Amy says God I wish i was rail thin and could eat whatever I wanted. I told her if she wouldnt sit still all day and then pretend to be tired she could eat more. I really held back. I wanted to yell at these fat people and tell them they were fat because they chose to be fat. I wanted to tell miss pooch that ill worry about how many donuts im having when i have a pooch that sticks out further than my chest. I probably should have.
On a different note. Recent frustrations have led me to decide that if everyone is going to try to get thinner than im going to try to get healthier. Its not exactly the same thing, but it gives me something to do to work on improving myself. I ordered some hXc vitamins. Its about 3 weeks worth and should be similar to if i had just been eating meat for 3 weeks straight. 3 weeks doesnt sound like much, but my body changes pretty easily. When I lost a bunch of weight i lost on average 12 lbs a month (for 6 months straight). So I wouldnt be that shocked if i gained 8 lbs or so from this. Oh well if i dont like it ill just get rid of it. Im trying to do some other minor things that I dont feel like sharing with everyone in here also. Ive bought a ton of good food to help me start doing this. Ive given up all cokes. I bought 2 cases of gatorade to help with that transition. Im giving up fast food for the most part. Starbucks will NOT be given up, neither will other coffee places. Lots of organic vegetables at the casa now, thank you central market. This really isnt related to the sams people though, i just tell people that, anyone who REALLY knows me could guess why im doing it. And i dont want to talk about it bc its faulty reasoning and i know it. It will make me healthier though and give me something to pass the time with. Who knows, by spring break or maybe even my birthday i should be one sexy asshole (i wanted to write son of a bitch but my mom just came over before i started writing this and she was really sweet <3)
I want to see the new movie where the kid from that 70's show is the older guys boss. It looks really funny and i like him a lot as an actor. Topher Grace, i think. Anyways, someone volunteer to go with me, ill make sure you have fun. If not im going to start trancing people on my buddy list.
Troy had a dream that he watched me have sex with his gf (near fiance). His cousin and I teased him really bad while we worked out. Then later on we go to his apartment and I cant get his shower to work so i call for someone to come help me turn it on and she unexpectedly walked in on me in a small towel, no harm done. His apartment has a great view, its back behind the arboretum a little ways and hes on the third floor overlooking some hills and most of downtown, HOTT.
On both a dare and a test of my bosses sincerity i delivered my paper route in boxers only. It worked out well. It kept me awake (i needed some help). It kept me moving fast. I completed the dare. My boss wasnt kidding, i COULD deliver papers wearing anything i wanted. Not a single complaint. On a side note, my enhanced consumption of gatorade and water has led me to peeing on the side of the road in this rich neighborhood three days in a row.
I'm going to quit the aas job sooner than i had planned. My moms already pushing me to drop it and im getting tired of not being able to have fun at night. I wake up usually 2-3 times a day to some sort of alarm, and im hardly ever totally there. I cant think of a day that i've been 100% present yet this year. Operating at half capacity sucks.
I havent decided exactly when to quit. I turn 21 on feb. 27th and id like to be able to do something for it other than go to work overnight, again. If not for that then Id like to quit around spring break time. Spring break means SXSW (which wouldnt mess up my work), but i dont want to be passing out during shows. Also since i dont have much planned for my birthday, a colleague of mine has shown interest in possibly hopping a plane to vegas for two days kind of on a spur of the moment type of thing. I have the money to do it, just need an alibi for the family.
I outsmarted the round rock golds gym gay stalker this morning. I went in as if i was done and took my sweet time and then peed and went back out. He showered (i assume), got ready, and hungout forever but i was still working out for another 90 minutes so i guess he gave up. Hallelujah to the rest of the week being south austin mornings.
Bright Eyes released 2 new cds last week. Very bob dylan-esque (Im Wide Awake its Morning) and very indie poppish (Digital Ash in a Digital Urn). Conor Oberst kicks Chris Carraba's ass. The way i see it, Chris got an earlier start and gained much momentum with some annoying mtv press. He then really grabbed ahold with his spiderman 2 hit single. Dont get me wrong, I like dashboard and Chris is good and all...but Conor, thats where its at. Conor seems to have gotten a later start, with a smaller fan base, but his fans are rabid. Hes had some recent luck with help from the NY Times and finally people are starting to recognize just how talented he is. People that just start with this type of music should and most likely will start with Chris and slowly make the switch to Conor, never understanding why they didnt start there.
Yes, there was meaning in that.
I hate to write about these two back to back because it looks like one influences the other, but ill try to explain.
Sams is having a weight loss challenge with the big loser (winner) getting 100$ (yadda yadda). All of the obese and morbidly obese sams workers are freaking out about what they eat, its highly annoying. These people care more about 100$ than they do about their lives. Before I babble off and offend someone...we had donuts in the break room on thursday. Of course everyone was staring at them and trying their hardest not to eat them. I went and grabbed 2 in front of everyone. Adelfa, picture a 5'2 overweight ragged old mexican lady (ragged from smoking, she even works the tobacco area), with a huge pooch just below her belt line. She looks like the remnants of a boystown prostitute after 30 years of service. Anyways, Adelfa goes ohhh look everybody lucas is grabbing the FAT PILLS! YOU GONNA HAVE TWO FAT PILLS HUH LUCAS?
-Actually one of them is filled so i think you can count it as three
OOOH LOOK EVERYONE, LUCAS IS EATING FAT PILLS, OMG HES HAVING THREE FAT PILLS
-um, thanks for telling everyone but this is just to hold me over before i get to schlotzkeys for a butter and cheese sandwhich and a cookie.
I walked off with everyone staring at me, only to catch more flak from a manager as i was about to head down the stairs. The same stairs that about a fifth of the fat people at sams skip in order to use the elevator to go from floor 1 to floor 2. Amy says God I wish i was rail thin and could eat whatever I wanted. I told her if she wouldnt sit still all day and then pretend to be tired she could eat more. I really held back. I wanted to yell at these fat people and tell them they were fat because they chose to be fat. I wanted to tell miss pooch that ill worry about how many donuts im having when i have a pooch that sticks out further than my chest. I probably should have.
On a different note. Recent frustrations have led me to decide that if everyone is going to try to get thinner than im going to try to get healthier. Its not exactly the same thing, but it gives me something to do to work on improving myself. I ordered some hXc vitamins. Its about 3 weeks worth and should be similar to if i had just been eating meat for 3 weeks straight. 3 weeks doesnt sound like much, but my body changes pretty easily. When I lost a bunch of weight i lost on average 12 lbs a month (for 6 months straight). So I wouldnt be that shocked if i gained 8 lbs or so from this. Oh well if i dont like it ill just get rid of it. Im trying to do some other minor things that I dont feel like sharing with everyone in here also. Ive bought a ton of good food to help me start doing this. Ive given up all cokes. I bought 2 cases of gatorade to help with that transition. Im giving up fast food for the most part. Starbucks will NOT be given up, neither will other coffee places. Lots of organic vegetables at the casa now, thank you central market. This really isnt related to the sams people though, i just tell people that, anyone who REALLY knows me could guess why im doing it. And i dont want to talk about it bc its faulty reasoning and i know it. It will make me healthier though and give me something to pass the time with. Who knows, by spring break or maybe even my birthday i should be one sexy asshole (i wanted to write son of a bitch but my mom just came over before i started writing this and she was really sweet <3)
I want to see the new movie where the kid from that 70's show is the older guys boss. It looks really funny and i like him a lot as an actor. Topher Grace, i think. Anyways, someone volunteer to go with me, ill make sure you have fun. If not im going to start trancing people on my buddy list.