Too Traumatizing
Am in sort of a haze...
Im both disgusted & weirded out by the situations that I get myself into..
Yesterday my mom & I were at my Aunt's for high tea. I was politely chatting with my 13 year old cousin, Carly, when she suddenly got her period. FOR THE 1st TIME! *Gaah Is extremely grossed out, just thinking bout it*
Anyways, my CRUEL Mother & Aunt had asked me to help her out and have a girl talk with her.
OUR CONVERSATION WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
In Carly's room
CARLY: Nicky... Um... I have my period. Help! It feels weird... WHAT DO I DO???
NICKY: Oh for fuck's sake, don't ask me! *Goes back to reading her fashion magazine*
CARLY: Nicky!!!!! *screams* My new dress is soaked in blood!!!
NICKY: Oh God! So drama! *Opens the box of tampax that Aunt Helena gave* Here, put this on.
CARLY: Huh? B-b-but, How?
NICKY: God Carly, its like you have just come out of an all girls Catholic School!! Stick this inside of you & you dont have to do shit afterwards...
CARLY: What about pads? You know, feminine napkins?
NICKY: *Rolls her eyes in disgust. Thinks: I know I COULD be somewhere better right now* Just do it Carly... *Hands Carly a tampon & the instructions 'manual'*
CARLY: Ok, im going to go to the bathroom now. *Shakily holds the tampon & the piece of paper*
NICKY: *Impatiently says: Okie & taps her gucci shoe against the marble floor
CARLY: *Frustrated sob from the bathroom* Nickyyyy?? It, it wont go in...
NICKY: *Rolls her eyes* Alright sweetie, I'll be there in a sec. *Waits outside the door.* There is a hole there somewhere, just find the hole & shove it in? Alright, good? Got it? Yeah? *Goes back to one of the lounge chairs & admires her manicured nails*
CARLY: *Screams so damn loudly Arggh! Nicky, its hurting me but its going in! Its going in, Yay-OOOOOOOWWWW!!! Fark! Fark!
NICKY: *Sighs* Good, I think you've got it.
CARLY: Whee! Im done! I feel so carefree! Ok, you can come in now! Holds open bathroom door
NICKY: *Sees blood-stained floor & pukes her brains out. Screams & tries to strangle Carly* CARLY!! You idiot, you were supposed to clean up after yourself. GAAAH! Filth, filth! *Pushes Carly Away*
--The floor was stained with Nicky's puke & Carly's blood; Rosita, the Mexican housekeeper, come in--
ROSITA: *Walks into the bathroom* Que Tal Senorita Nicky? *Sees the bathroom & Crosses herself.* DIOS-MIO!!
CARLY: *Laughs at the shocked expression on Rosita's face*
NICKY: Grrr Carly... Oh I pity the fool who has to deviginize you...
Im both disgusted & weirded out by the situations that I get myself into..
Yesterday my mom & I were at my Aunt's for high tea. I was politely chatting with my 13 year old cousin, Carly, when she suddenly got her period. FOR THE 1st TIME! *Gaah Is extremely grossed out, just thinking bout it*
Anyways, my CRUEL Mother & Aunt had asked me to help her out and have a girl talk with her.
OUR CONVERSATION WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
In Carly's room
CARLY: Nicky... Um... I have my period. Help! It feels weird... WHAT DO I DO???
NICKY: Oh for fuck's sake, don't ask me! *Goes back to reading her fashion magazine*
CARLY: Nicky!!!!! *screams* My new dress is soaked in blood!!!
NICKY: Oh God! So drama! *Opens the box of tampax that Aunt Helena gave* Here, put this on.
CARLY: Huh? B-b-but, How?
NICKY: God Carly, its like you have just come out of an all girls Catholic School!! Stick this inside of you & you dont have to do shit afterwards...
CARLY: What about pads? You know, feminine napkins?
NICKY: *Rolls her eyes in disgust. Thinks: I know I COULD be somewhere better right now* Just do it Carly... *Hands Carly a tampon & the instructions 'manual'*
CARLY: Ok, im going to go to the bathroom now. *Shakily holds the tampon & the piece of paper*
NICKY: *Impatiently says: Okie & taps her gucci shoe against the marble floor
CARLY: *Frustrated sob from the bathroom* Nickyyyy?? It, it wont go in...
NICKY: *Rolls her eyes* Alright sweetie, I'll be there in a sec. *Waits outside the door.* There is a hole there somewhere, just find the hole & shove it in? Alright, good? Got it? Yeah? *Goes back to one of the lounge chairs & admires her manicured nails*
CARLY: *Screams so damn loudly Arggh! Nicky, its hurting me but its going in! Its going in, Yay-OOOOOOOWWWW!!! Fark! Fark!
NICKY: *Sighs* Good, I think you've got it.
CARLY: Whee! Im done! I feel so carefree! Ok, you can come in now! Holds open bathroom door
NICKY: *Sees blood-stained floor & pukes her brains out. Screams & tries to strangle Carly* CARLY!! You idiot, you were supposed to clean up after yourself. GAAAH! Filth, filth! *Pushes Carly Away*
--The floor was stained with Nicky's puke & Carly's blood; Rosita, the Mexican housekeeper, come in--
ROSITA: *Walks into the bathroom* Que Tal Senorita Nicky? *Sees the bathroom & Crosses herself.* DIOS-MIO!!
CARLY: *Laughs at the shocked expression on Rosita's face*
NICKY: Grrr Carly... Oh I pity the fool who has to deviginize you...