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[xnephilimx]

if i ever see Joe again i'm going to flip him off and then remove his balls with a rusty grapefruit spoon. he IMed me and asked me if i wanted to get together and 'get busy'. i told him i couldn't, and i didn't want to. he asked me if it was cause i had a boyfriend and i told him no, it's just that sex causes all sorts of problems. he tried telling me it solves problems. so i told him it just creates more and the only way i would fuck him was if he was Derek and he wanted to use me again and i put my away message up. then he IMed me and said "sorry for trying to use you for sex. i'll talk to you later. bye". well, at least he has the decency to tell me that's all he wants from me. but still, i hope he never talks to me again. i hope he never gets laid ever again. or i hope he fucks some real skanky chick and get's like 800 STD's. no... 800 isn't enough. 12,000 sounds better. yeah, 12,000 STD's. there will be so many that he'll breed new STD's.

will someone please remove the sign from my back that says "use me"? pretty please? i'll give you a cookie.