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so i was looking at this job post on craigslist and i was actually kind of excited cause it sounded like something that i wouldnt mind doing...and then i got to the end and the mother fuckers said this:
"Dependability is a must with out you answering the phones the business is shut down so if you have any kind of drama in your life please dont call, if your flaky please dont call, if your bashfull please dont call, if you smoke, please dont call, if you do drugs or drink, please dont call, if you dress in goth or use black make-up and have body piercings please dont call..."
the last part had me laughing so hard. if you dress in goth hahaah. i would love to send them a fake resume making me seem like the perfect candidate, then show up there with all my piercings and dressing up in "goth" and wearing like exaggerated black make up. ha.
that is all. im going to continue my job search now. i think im gonna take a security guard class and get my "guard card" so i can be a security guard cuz there are so many openings in contra costa for that all the time...and you only have to be 18. and all they require is that you have a guard card which is only an 8 hour class for like 100 dollars. seems worth it. because i absolutely REFUSE to work with food/coffee ever again, or at least for a very long time. but costco is hiring for the food tester/passser outter people. that could be fun.... if they gave me like pizza bites or chocolate to sammple out i would just eat it all myself.
AHHHH I NEED A JOB IM GOiNG FUCKING CRAZY AND I HATE THAT I HAVE TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS EVERYWHERE CUZ IT LIMITS MY OPTIONS SO MUCH... sometimes i just wanna take all my piercings out and throw them...but im extremely attached to them...i know one day ill grow out of it.. but no time soon.
"Dependability is a must with out you answering the phones the business is shut down so if you have any kind of drama in your life please dont call, if your flaky please dont call, if your bashfull please dont call, if you smoke, please dont call, if you do drugs or drink, please dont call, if you dress in goth or use black make-up and have body piercings please dont call..."
the last part had me laughing so hard. if you dress in goth hahaah. i would love to send them a fake resume making me seem like the perfect candidate, then show up there with all my piercings and dressing up in "goth" and wearing like exaggerated black make up. ha.
that is all. im going to continue my job search now. i think im gonna take a security guard class and get my "guard card" so i can be a security guard cuz there are so many openings in contra costa for that all the time...and you only have to be 18. and all they require is that you have a guard card which is only an 8 hour class for like 100 dollars. seems worth it. because i absolutely REFUSE to work with food/coffee ever again, or at least for a very long time. but costco is hiring for the food tester/passser outter people. that could be fun.... if they gave me like pizza bites or chocolate to sammple out i would just eat it all myself.
AHHHH I NEED A JOB IM GOiNG FUCKING CRAZY AND I HATE THAT I HAVE TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS EVERYWHERE CUZ IT LIMITS MY OPTIONS SO MUCH... sometimes i just wanna take all my piercings out and throw them...but im extremely attached to them...i know one day ill grow out of it.. but no time soon.