confessions of a girl who is bored and grounded

[xmyfallingstarx]

x= true
-= false

(-) I never have been drunk
(-) I never have smoked pot
(-) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(-) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(-) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex in public
(-) I never have been dumped
(-) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(-) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never have been arrested
(-) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(-) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(x) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(-) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(x) I've never broken any bones.
(x) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(x) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(-) I never did karaoke
(x) I never had cyber sex
(x) I've never been a vegetarian
(x) I've never attended college
(x) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me.
(-) I have never been bowling
(x) I have never broken into a house
(-) I have never passed out drunk
(x) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never fired a gun in anger
(x *and i have no desire to either*) I've never ridden in a hot air balloon
(x) I've never been South Australia
(-) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(-) I've never been on a date
(x) I never posted nude pictures of myself on the internet
(x) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them

wow... that makes me realize how many things I haven't done yet.