( Valentine's Day )

New guy. Captain said they're bulking up Homicide, now that MA's pulling shifts from our roster. About fucking time. Tucci's already calling the guy Little Lord Fauntleroy. Who knew Tucci could read ( Read more... )

Fucker Tucci. Goofing off on the way to check out the Protective Services people, and he's taking my car to pieces. Popped off the damn radio dial and put it in his mouth. Had to slam on the brakes for some suicidal tourist, asshole swallows it. Perfect. Son of a bitch promised to replace it, and in the meantime I've got teeny-bopper music coming ( Read more... )

OOC: Backdated to September 9, 2005

( 'Chris is an ass, you know.' [Alyssa] )

Bunch of jokers. Yamaguchi's a bad influence on Beston. Should separate the two of them. And Christ, "all the time?" Bullshit. Twice. Twice I've been slapped by a woman in the squad room. Three times, now. Once I got punched by Julia. How is this "all the time ( Read more... )

I feel like a fucking woman. That chick on the commercials, back in the day: Time Life Judy, or something. Had some headset phone, always trying to sell you books. Spent the entire morning on the phone, chasing down records on this goddamn suspect of Beston's. Went through evidence on some cases for the DA's office. Read through, I swear, the phone ( Read more... )