Saving the world. If only you knew, madam. If only you knew ( Read more... )

LJ Entry: http://xmm-percy.livejournal.com/191236.html#cutid1
Originally Posted:August 19th, 2009
Commentary Written: September 30th, 2009
Requested by: xmm-kelsey
Notes: Warning: navels inside.

( Au revoir. )

( 'I'm happy for ye.' (Kelsey) )

( 'Ye're such a bitch.' (Kelsey) )

( 'Did ye ever have a friend who really didnae like Bahir?' (Kelsey) )

( 'Ye bloody great howfin bawbag!' (Kelsey, Jean-Paul) )

( 'There is such a /huge/ gulf between rudeness and polite acknowledgment of existence.' (Kelsey) )

( 'Why do ye men suck so much?' (Kelsey) )

( 'I have great sex.' (Kelsey) )

( 'Good thing I can find my satisfaction elsewhere.' (Kelsey) )