"-eaking news: this station has received a home video of - it seems - the murder of reporter Leah Canto at the hands of the Friends of Humanity. Naturally, we can't yet confirm the authenticity of this video, which was sent anonymously to several major news outlets - or air it because of its extremely graphic nature - but we can say that it appears ( Read more... )

Bastard. Bastard.

We're gonna talk, him and me. Nathan and me. Oh, we're gonna talk about this. Count on it.

( 'Fuck me, I'm a genius.' [Tom, Harrison and Nathan (spoofed)] [R for language, violence] )

I have no idea how I'll turn this pile of steaming horseshit into a publishable piece, but I'm sure something will occur to me.

For now, really gotta book it across town to get to Shaw. Shit. I'm already late! What if he doesn't wait for me? I think Andy at the Post gave me his number once when I asked, since his dad knows him. . . .

( 'My stake is my life, my odds are poor.' [Tom] )

He wouldn't listen. Drags me in there. Forces me in there. Makes me conduct an interview as if it were any other topic. Any other subject.

Wouldn't listen. I can't be your public voice if you don't silence your private one sometimes, Tom ( Read more... )

Well, at least he hasn't made me his literal whore, right?

Should copy and paste him some shit from Triumph of the Will. See how he likes that for his "speeches."

Calling MSNBC tomorrow. Matthews was always nice to me; he can have first crack.

( 'I'll convince you, some day.' [Tom] [R for language] )

I signed. I didn't know what else to do ( Read more... )