The following are all written on white paper in Ilad's neatest hand, in English. Except for Jean-Paul's, which comes in the form of a secured email.

( Jean-Paul )

TO: All Agents
FROM: Ilad Tal-Shachar
SUBJ: Pranks

I rate you a 6 on the hijinx meter. Report again when somebody has been hung upside-down from a flagpole by their underwear for the daily national anthem.

Ilad