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For the record, Zachary Quinto playing Nasan, Tori Spelling's gay Iranian best friend, on Vh1's So NoTORIous is more or less the hottest thing ever and can most definitely keep you from doing anything productive. Ever.
So, mylar_fic, you are the light of my life.
I've been gone forever. I'm going to make up for it with another one of my amazingly amazing polls.
The... WHADDYOOOOOOU THINK, HMMMM??? Poll.
1. Is lusting after a young, emotional black hole of a really, really sexy vocal coach super pathetic?
a.) *shakes head in shame* That's beyond pathetic, dear.
b.) Lusting, yes. But if you were to fall into dark, angsty love with him, I'd force you to flip a Lolita and seduce him in a dark corner somewhere. That'd be hot.
c.) Not pathetic at all. Not pathetic that you can't feel your diaphragm when he walks into the room, or that it terrifies you to make eye contact with him, or that when you stand behind him, you can't concentrate on anything besides his incredible shoulders because, let's face it, they're INCREDIBLE.
2. When you first saw the video of "A Beautiful Liar"--with Beyonce and Shakira--what was your reaction?
a.) I yawned. More whores in eternal nakedness, nothing new.
b.) OMG MY OVARIES EXPLODED. I AM SUCH A LESBIAN FOR THOSE TWO... AND THEN THEM... TOGETHER... EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE NOW.
c.) I haven't seen it, but I am about to click this link and watch it now.
3. Jack/Fabrizio Titanic slash?
a.) OMG ROFLMAO.
b.) Do it. Do it do it do itttttttttt.
c.) YOU NEVER WRITE WHAT YOU PROMISE, SO I SAY NO. NO NO NO, PROMISE BREAKER.
4. How about Cady/Regina femmeslash?
a.) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
b.) Yeah, uh, no.
5. But... but... his shoulders!
a.) Yes, yes, but you don't love him.
b.) There's no such thing as love! But you don't have a chance, you know that.
c.) What are you talking about?
6. Is Regina Spektor the lesbian obsession of Jenny Owen Youngs?
a.) Quite possibly! There have been SO MANY songs about Regina, I sweartagod.
b.) No way! There has to be some other explanation to why "Voice on Tape" seems like a lesbian love song!
7. I think I want to post some of the pictures from our musical when we get them. Is that chill?
a.) NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, PROMISE BREAKER.
b.) Do it do it do ittttttt.
c.) You're running out of ideas for questions, aren't you?
FIN.
So, mylar_fic, you are the light of my life.
I've been gone forever. I'm going to make up for it with another one of my amazingly amazing polls.
The... WHADDYOOOOOOU THINK, HMMMM??? Poll.
1. Is lusting after a young, emotional black hole of a really, really sexy vocal coach super pathetic?
a.) *shakes head in shame* That's beyond pathetic, dear.
b.) Lusting, yes. But if you were to fall into dark, angsty love with him, I'd force you to flip a Lolita and seduce him in a dark corner somewhere. That'd be hot.
c.) Not pathetic at all. Not pathetic that you can't feel your diaphragm when he walks into the room, or that it terrifies you to make eye contact with him, or that when you stand behind him, you can't concentrate on anything besides his incredible shoulders because, let's face it, they're INCREDIBLE.
2. When you first saw the video of "A Beautiful Liar"--with Beyonce and Shakira--what was your reaction?
a.) I yawned. More whores in eternal nakedness, nothing new.
b.) OMG MY OVARIES EXPLODED. I AM SUCH A LESBIAN FOR THOSE TWO... AND THEN THEM... TOGETHER... EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE NOW.
c.) I haven't seen it, but I am about to click this link and watch it now.
3. Jack/Fabrizio Titanic slash?
a.) OMG ROFLMAO.
b.) Do it. Do it do it do itttttttttt.
c.) YOU NEVER WRITE WHAT YOU PROMISE, SO I SAY NO. NO NO NO, PROMISE BREAKER.
4. How about Cady/Regina femmeslash?
a.) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
b.) Yeah, uh, no.
5. But... but... his shoulders!
a.) Yes, yes, but you don't love him.
b.) There's no such thing as love! But you don't have a chance, you know that.
c.) What are you talking about?
6. Is Regina Spektor the lesbian obsession of Jenny Owen Youngs?
a.) Quite possibly! There have been SO MANY songs about Regina, I sweartagod.
b.) No way! There has to be some other explanation to why "Voice on Tape" seems like a lesbian love song!
7. I think I want to post some of the pictures from our musical when we get them. Is that chill?
a.) NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, PROMISE BREAKER.
b.) Do it do it do ittttttt.
c.) You're running out of ideas for questions, aren't you?
FIN.