OMG YOU GUYS YOU GUYS.
SO I BOUGHT THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. YOU KNOW, BRINGERS OF SUCH WONDERS AS "BAT BOY" AND "ELVIS IS AN ALIEN!" HARD NEWS. BUT I WAS GOING TO BUY IT BECAUSE IT HAD "PICTURES OF HEAVEN!" AND THEN I FLIPPED TO A RANDOM PAGE AND I SAW THIS AND I HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD TO GET IT. BECAUSE THIS IS FRICKIN HILARIOUS.
IT'S TWO PAGES BESIDE EACH OTHER, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM VERTICAL BECAUSE I FAIL AT THIS TYPE OF THING.
ARE YOU DEAD YET????????????????????????????