xs is for fetuses

Oct 03, 2002 18:57

so ive determined that on clearance racks
its always
xl xxl xs xxs

i stupidly went through some random growth spurt and now
nothing fits
my chest was like
hey maybe heathers gonna be pregnant soon lets get real big
not thinking that
hey heathers a lesbian

i want to go see white oleander cos its the best book ever
post to this if you want to go
we should all go in a big fat group of cool collegites
we should even import ronalda and katherine

i delieved last nite for italian pie
deliveries make 5.15/hr plus tips and gas
waitresses make 2/hour plus tips
ive been making less than BR so i wont be staying much longer
i had a delivery in my neighborhood last nite
so i stopped by home to piss
and my moms like
YOU CANT DELIVER SOMEONES GOING TO
RAPE AND KILL YOU
oh yeah i forget how cute and innocent and attractive i am
i forgot how rape is a form of tipping
please

no seriously
i dont think i would get raped being at italian pie delivery girl
but hey
whatever
if that did happen
i believe i am far too vicious about men
to let the fucker live

moving on
my moms being a dumb bitch and wont let me go on vacation with brdget next summer because "its not anormal relationship" and apparently
i will only have sex if i sleep somewhere
apparently i cant be having sex during the day or before school or while the suns out
i have to be sleeping over somewhere thats not bridgets moms house and then it is inevitable that we will have sex and it will be all moms fault for letting me sleep out

mmhm
fuck that
so my grandmother of grandmothers invited me to new jersey this summer
FUCKIN A
i love new jersey soooo much and if i go i will be sooo happy
but i still want to go to canada

i am broke broke broke
as a
joke joke joke

i just bought new fucking bras
and now there all too small

i cant afford this shite

time to exhume money from my meager
savings account

o materialism
you mother fucker
you ruin my life

i think im gonna go buy some hair day
whenever im annoyed with myself
i either dye or cut my hair

like that changes whatever aspect of my personality that i hate.

criminy

funny things happen in my english class
but those are stories for another day.

peac
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