If i Die This Week....
If I die due to my asthma killing me in my sleep this week -I don't plan on it-, please, petition the church to get me Sainted as something cool. Nothing like, Patron Saint of Inhalers, please, just no. It is not as funny as you might think it is.
No something like, Patron Saint of Awesome. Patron Saint of Alan Rickman. Patron Saint of Awkwardness. Patron Saint of of the 51/50. Patron Saint of... I don't know think of a good one. Then when they say "No." Because I am not Catholic (minor detail), not without sin (really I doubt most of the Saints truly where), they refuse to have a Patron Saint of the chosen thing, or what have you. Protest outside the Vatican through the peaceful means of a Musical Nude (or at least topless) Sit In and Dance Off. This is all I ask of most of you.
Others I will ask to go through my room and such before my family can (Kim & Veronica) to you know "clean things up". That is all and peace be with you.
No something like, Patron Saint of Awesome. Patron Saint of Alan Rickman. Patron Saint of Awkwardness. Patron Saint of of the 51/50. Patron Saint of... I don't know think of a good one. Then when they say "No." Because I am not Catholic (minor detail), not without sin (really I doubt most of the Saints truly where), they refuse to have a Patron Saint of the chosen thing, or what have you. Protest outside the Vatican through the peaceful means of a Musical Nude (or at least topless) Sit In and Dance Off. This is all I ask of most of you.
Others I will ask to go through my room and such before my family can (Kim & Veronica) to you know "clean things up". That is all and peace be with you.