HUGE HONKING SPOILERS FOR COMICS

[xlivvielockex]

HUGE SPOILERS FOR THE COMICS, DON'T CLICK THE CUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED. AND YES, I WENT OFF.

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[beer_good_foamy]

But Angel has a good reason!

Really! I'm sure we'll be told he has a good reason.

And if we really really really pester Scott Allie about it, he may even tell us what it is in one of those Q&As.

[xlivvielockex]

Of course! We are always TOLD there is a good reason. We're never SHOWN it.

These guys need to meet my junior high school English teacher who had a banner that said "SHOW DON'T TELL" across the whiteboard.

[beer_good_foamy]

But hey, at least they're doing a lot of telling. Dark Horse have been twittering "ANGEL IS TWILIGHT" so that the people who try to avoid spoilers won't have to risk missing the big news. Isn't that considerate of them?

[xlivvielockex]

That is how I found out and I was so thrilled! I mean, at least they told me soon enough so I can cancel my subscription with my comics dealer. So considerate!

Ruining a beloved character, throwing all logic, reason, and plotting out the window and then telling us about it. ILU, Dark Horse!

(And I totally had to edit my post because I feel like Dark Horse is bending us all over and getting ready with a 12inch and no lube. Know what I mean?)

[beer_good_foamy]

(And I totally had to edit my post because I feel like Dark Horse is bending us all over and getting ready with a 12inch and no lube. Know what I mean?)

Yep, except my reaction is basically "Why on earth would I want to bend over?"

"...Because it's canon?"

"That I bend over?"

"No, that this 12-inch is... um... Angel."

"You're not making this sound any more pleasurable, you know."

"Come on, please bend over! We promise it'll be worth it!"

"Tell you what, I'll be over here reading Sandman and if you're so keen on using that thing you can literally go fuck yourself, OK?"

[xlivvielockex]

LMAO

I love you. Like so much. Like I want to write it in big sparkly penis font text. You're my hero.