Presents!
In other news, my parents get this for me every year:
I also got a massive won't-ever-lose remote:
Which has the most amazing feature - aside from being MASSIVE, it literally has a "service" button. When I push it, this high-pitched BEEP blasts out, beep! beep! beep!, just for in case I'm hobbling around the house and fall down. This feature is the most ideal, definitely. I can't wait for my roommate to come home one day to find me laying face down on the carpet, remote clutched in both hands, beep! beep! beep! beep!
p.s. I don't have to go back to work til' after New Years. Suckas!
I also got a massive won't-ever-lose remote:
Which has the most amazing feature - aside from being MASSIVE, it literally has a "service" button. When I push it, this high-pitched BEEP blasts out, beep! beep! beep!, just for in case I'm hobbling around the house and fall down. This feature is the most ideal, definitely. I can't wait for my roommate to come home one day to find me laying face down on the carpet, remote clutched in both hands, beep! beep! beep! beep!
p.s. I don't have to go back to work til' after New Years. Suckas!