At work today. Vacation over.
In other news, a large Irish man taught me how to open a beer bottle with my teeth on New Years Eve. And the second I did it, I spit the cap out, and this drunk girl fell on me and slurred, "Iwannafuckyousooo bad...". Now I can impress alcoholic women.
If you decide to try, be careful. You might end up looking like this guy: