Fuck me and your mom....kinda nasty story
Yesterday I was eating some leftover fried potatoes with veggies and tempeh bacon and it was covered in vegan cheese sauce....
I put the first spoonful up to my mouth and blew on it and then did a lil tongue test on it cause I heated it for like 3 minutes. It was ok....then I put it into my mouth and.......
BAM....fucking napalm intese burning on the roof of my mouth. Of course the goopy cheese made the entire spoonful stick to the roof of my mouth and burned like a motherfucker. It burned so badly that it became numb. I finally got it off and guzzled some water. I eventually finished eating it and then ate a lil leftover cookie dough cause I was baking as well. When I was smooshing around the cookie dough I felt this weird squishy thing in my mouth. I swallowed the dough and realized that the squishy thing was on the roof of my mouth and ran my tongue on it.....
Well....it was a fucking blister and it fucking popped. Right after it popped tasted nasty and I can only guess that it was because there was some kind of puss. It was huge and I now have weird wrinkly skin hanging there and a couple small blisters. I was able to stick a small mirror in my mouth so I could see it in the bathroom mirror and its disgusting. Today it hurts kinda like a sore muscle pain.
Moral of the story watch out for the atomic vegan cheese sauce, its yummy but not when you have heated it for 3 fucking minutes.
I put the first spoonful up to my mouth and blew on it and then did a lil tongue test on it cause I heated it for like 3 minutes. It was ok....then I put it into my mouth and.......
BAM....fucking napalm intese burning on the roof of my mouth. Of course the goopy cheese made the entire spoonful stick to the roof of my mouth and burned like a motherfucker. It burned so badly that it became numb. I finally got it off and guzzled some water. I eventually finished eating it and then ate a lil leftover cookie dough cause I was baking as well. When I was smooshing around the cookie dough I felt this weird squishy thing in my mouth. I swallowed the dough and realized that the squishy thing was on the roof of my mouth and ran my tongue on it.....
Well....it was a fucking blister and it fucking popped. Right after it popped tasted nasty and I can only guess that it was because there was some kind of puss. It was huge and I now have weird wrinkly skin hanging there and a couple small blisters. I was able to stick a small mirror in my mouth so I could see it in the bathroom mirror and its disgusting. Today it hurts kinda like a sore muscle pain.
Moral of the story watch out for the atomic vegan cheese sauce, its yummy but not when you have heated it for 3 fucking minutes.