EPISODE 51: Sex and the City launch party
Call me a "山龟" ("suaku")
Seriously, I have never heard of the movie "Sex and the City" (SATC), and I didn't know it was such a big blockbuster movie for so many people. (sorrie... I am really not a movie-person... )
Whenever I mentioned to my friends "oooh, I got an invite for the SATC launch party , but I dun think I am going... I don't even know what the movie was about......", they would pop their eyes and say " huh??!?! U mean u dunno what is SATC???? "
After much persuasion, I decided to go for the launch. Tried to watch the SATC DVD the night before (so that at least I know what is SATC all about), but I fell asleep within the 1st 5 minutes... (mmmuhahhaa...)
THE PARTY
Anyway, I still made my way down to the party...(without knowing what is SATC all about... "P)
And u may name whatever that comes to your mind during the event... (gorgeous people lah., champagne lah, luxurious car lah... blah blah blah... sorrie... NO SEX! ).
The only thing I probably enjoyed most was the fashion show and good-old gathering with my friends during the event...
And guess what... I got nominated for "BEST DRESSED" wor... haha....
And me , being the complete bitch, wana talk about " poor pick-up techiniques at a party"
THE INCIDENT
There was this fat man (let's call him "Fat Ass") who picked up my colleague right infront of my eyes
Fat Ass: "ooh, are you from XXX company?)
My colleague: "no. why do U say so?"
Fat Ass: "ooh, because u are having the orange ribbon on..."
(oooh, come on Fat Ass, is this ur 1st time partying? U nid these ribbons/ chops/ (whatever) to enter parties u know.... Look around u... everyone has an orange ribbon on their hands... EVEN U YOURSELF HAS ONE ON YOUR HAND!)
Fat Ass goes on :" Can i get some drinks for you?"
My Colleague: " No..."
My colleague stayed close to me and another colleague, while the Fat Ass tried very hard to stick to us. Eventually,he realised that he got no chance to talk to us, so he finally gave up and looked for his next target. Guess what was his opening pickup line for the next gal....
Fat Ass: " Hi ... are you from XXX company?......" (NOT AGAIN!!!)
So, me being the bitch, told
bikkle about this irritating man. She is the ultimate bitch! She actually suggested to pose next to him, take his picture, and bitch about him in our own blogs.
I was supposed to be the cameraman, but I was damn slow to capture him in the photo (cos I'm still not used to my phone camera). So
bikkle decided to snap the shot, while me and Nicole posed instead.
*CLICK*
aiya...
missed!
try again....
*updated the next day*
bikkle managed to take the front profile of Fat Ass. However, the front profile has been removed due to possible legal actions. Thanks
sunshinernehsfor the warning :)
Based on the side profile picture, do u know this Fat Ass? If so, PLEASE ASK HIM TO GET A LIFE!!!!