GET - General Everyday Things

Jan 11, 2011 18:17

Characters: Everyone
Location: EVERYWHERE. ANYWHERE WHERE THERE IS INTERNETS.
Time: Morning. Afternoon. Evening. Morafeve!
Content: Open party post
Format: Everything goes
Warnings: [...]

[ Clippy is upset. You won't like Clippy when Clippy is upset.

Therefore, today Clippy is very strictly enforcing network rules. No swearing, no doing illegal things, no doing semi-legal things, proper use of English -- that means no chatspeak and spell properly! ... Ok, not all of these things are network rules. And yes Clippy can see everything you are doing. And Clippy is perfectly willing to offer advice (is Clippy sarcastic? Or just lacking a sense of humor? who knows).

Clippy's advice follows the general Microsoft Unwanted Help format of

Hello, it looks like you're trying to _____ !

> Get help with ______ !
> Just let me fail.
> Don't show this tip again.

No matter how many times you tell him not to show this tip again, he will think of a new one. Or maybe just offer his unwanted opinion (or relationship advice). You can't disable him. ]

!!get, hinata hyuuga, sakura haruno, toris laurinaitis, jim hawkins, franken stein, trowa barton, ludwig beilschmidt, henry "bumblebee" jamerson, ulquiorra cifer, satoshi fujio, cutty "franky" flam, konoha inoue, maximum ride, matthew williams, soul eater evans, lily masuda, alfred f. jones, neil richards, megumi "gumi" kamui, jack spicer, caesar silverberg

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