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Mar 12, 2011 21:11

[Flicking the video on, Tallahassee leaned back in his seat ( Read more... )

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Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:04:49 UTC

[ignoring the part about 'pissant security']

I don't think the children here have ever behaved.

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:09:57 UTC

Obviously, you don't scare them enough.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:15:55 UTC

I'm afraid I failed all my "Scary" classes at the monastery. I have to make due with being the understanding security officer.

Re: Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:17:10 UTC

And that's why the students run all over you. You'd be surprised at how obedient students get when you start waving around a shotgun.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:30:02 UTC

... a shotgun?

Remind me again who hired you?

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:33:43 UTC

[Oh, that tone just made him grin]

And just why do you want to know?

Just because they needed someone that could actually make the little shits listen is no reason to think that I'm not qualified.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:37:43 UTC

...

[is EVERYONE on the security staff insane?]

I think you're more than qualified. For the loony bin.

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:41:14 UTC

And yet the last time I was here, I actually made a pansy be more of a man.

Tell me how many crazy men can do that~?

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:42:25 UTC

Sheer dumb luck?

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:46:41 UTC

Hell nah.

It's because you lot encourage them to be total prisses and not stand up for themselves.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 04:49:05 UTC

I do nothing of the sort!

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 04:53:26 UTC

Yeah?

So what do you do when you see students that just blush and won't even look up? Pamper them? Get them a waffle?

I'm sure that will help them in the future.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 05:08:07 UTC

[goodlord it's like talking to--... I don't know what. A not-normal person.]

Shyness is not a trait to be ashamed of. They're children, it's likely they'll grow out of it eventually. They don't need to be scared out of it.

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 05:11:50 UTC

[Behold the wonder that is Tallahassee]

Unfortunately, they don't have the option to grow out of it.

They're in danger everyday, shyness is just going to get them killed or worse.

Audio zerosamurai March 13 2011, 05:14:57 UTC

What danger would that be? The worst thing we've had happen around here recently was Prom.

Audio moar_twinkies March 13 2011, 05:19:07 UTC

Are you forgetting the kidnappings and they danger they're in just by living?

Not to mention zombies. If zombies took over the school tomorrow, over half of the students would be in over their heads.

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