[Video]
[Flicking the video on, Tallahassee leaned back in his seat]
That’s right, brats.
Your favorite security guard is back. I know you haven’t behaved in my absence, but I don’t really give a shit. Things are about to change, I don’t know what sort of pissants are passing themselves off as security, but ol’ Tallahassee’s back.
It may have been a while, but two rules still stand.
One. If you touch my Caddy, I’ll give you the harshest punishment known to man.
Two. If you touch my Twinkies, you’ll wish you just touched my Caddy.
That’s right, brats.
Your favorite security guard is back. I know you haven’t behaved in my absence, but I don’t really give a shit. Things are about to change, I don’t know what sort of pissants are passing themselves off as security, but ol’ Tallahassee’s back.
It may have been a while, but two rules still stand.
One. If you touch my Caddy, I’ll give you the harshest punishment known to man.
Two. If you touch my Twinkies, you’ll wish you just touched my Caddy.