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Hello, Xavier’s. Today’s a new day and a dozen new opportunities to share the gossip I have at my fingertips. Let the entertainment begin, and let’s hope heads don’t roll - at least in the literal sense.
Be careful, Xavierites. It seems as though some people aren’t exactly as innocent as they seem. Take Tommy Shepherd, for example. We have evidence that he blew up his old school and killed more than a few of the students. How many? We don’t know. They never found the bodies.
And Kaito Aoine, who thinks that his past is already hidden away. No luck, K. We know you murdered your adoptive siblings, and you can’t hide from us. And it’s time that everyone else knew too.
Our last contender has an innocent face but a less-than-innocent disposition. Eric van der woodsen apparently didn’t spend the last few months in Florida with his uncle. He was actually at the Ostroff rehab center on the Upper East Side. Tsk, tsk, E. Alcohol and drugs? Guess it runs in the family.
Speaking of shady pasts, our very own counsellor Lara Raith has some interesting connections with Senator Leobhan, and her company, Silverlight Studios has quite the pornography division. We wonder if she’s ever starred in a few of her own films.
Tsunade gets rather…loose when she drinks, according to eyewitnesses. And she does drink often. Alcoholics Anonymous, anyone? Maybe Sluts-R-Us is a better fit.
Although he recently broke up with his other boyfriend, it looks like Matt Williams bounces back pretty quickly. He was spotted doing just a little bit more than kissing with his rebound, Kaoru Hitachiin
Elizaveta Hédervary seems to get a touch more violent around Gilbert Beilschmidtthan any other people. We think she’s reinventing the crush, elementary-school style.
Has anybody noticed the piles of empty Haagen Daaz containers in the kitchen? Careful, Jolly Davies that goes straight to the hips. Especially if you’re eating at night.
Elaine Mallory and Harry Dresden have dated in the past, but oh no. It looks like someone conveniently forgot to tell Rikku Strong. They’re also very close for people who claim to be just friends. One word of advice, R. It’s always what it looks like.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl.
Be careful, Xavierites. It seems as though some people aren’t exactly as innocent as they seem. Take Tommy Shepherd, for example. We have evidence that he blew up his old school and killed more than a few of the students. How many? We don’t know. They never found the bodies.
And Kaito Aoine, who thinks that his past is already hidden away. No luck, K. We know you murdered your adoptive siblings, and you can’t hide from us. And it’s time that everyone else knew too.
Our last contender has an innocent face but a less-than-innocent disposition. Eric van der woodsen apparently didn’t spend the last few months in Florida with his uncle. He was actually at the Ostroff rehab center on the Upper East Side. Tsk, tsk, E. Alcohol and drugs? Guess it runs in the family.
Speaking of shady pasts, our very own counsellor Lara Raith has some interesting connections with Senator Leobhan, and her company, Silverlight Studios has quite the pornography division. We wonder if she’s ever starred in a few of her own films.
Tsunade gets rather…loose when she drinks, according to eyewitnesses. And she does drink often. Alcoholics Anonymous, anyone? Maybe Sluts-R-Us is a better fit.
Although he recently broke up with his other boyfriend, it looks like Matt Williams bounces back pretty quickly. He was spotted doing just a little bit more than kissing with his rebound, Kaoru Hitachiin
Elizaveta Hédervary seems to get a touch more violent around Gilbert Beilschmidtthan any other people. We think she’s reinventing the crush, elementary-school style.
Has anybody noticed the piles of empty Haagen Daaz containers in the kitchen? Careful, Jolly Davies that goes straight to the hips. Especially if you’re eating at night.
Elaine Mallory and Harry Dresden have dated in the past, but oh no. It looks like someone conveniently forgot to tell Rikku Strong. They’re also very close for people who claim to be just friends. One word of advice, R. It’s always what it looks like.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl.