I present
Discordian Yoga, using an Indian lookin' dude, no less!
How tricksy!
I found it both Informative, Inspiring, and Invocatory.
"Can a brutha get a muthafuckin' 'Hail Eris' up in this biyatch.?!"
And now, to observe the General Guideline--but by no means immutable Discordian Custom--of observing the ("Law") of Fives, we present this final sentence.