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Feb 21, 2005 03:54

I'm wanting to figure out a way of saying

"College of giving out Titles, so that those easily impressed by them, will be"

I think it needs to be shorter--and I'm leaning toward French. What I want to eventually do is be able to adopt any honorific (e.g., "Dr."), and say that I got "my degree" from the aforementioned University. A rough Example:

"...this theory, of course, was first put forth by Dr. Xi O'Teaz (Collegia de Greyfacio Importanto)"

...or someshit...

...of course, anyone smart enough to be able to translate the College's name will instantly be in on the Joke, and good times will be had by all (they can even be invited to attend--graduation takes mere seconds!). This Joke somewhat reminds me of a shirt I saw once that said (in Latin):

"If you can read this, then you're overEducated" (or something similar)

Anyone who helps me think of this name can, of course, also be a graduate (as can anyone else who may read of this, after a Name for this University has been decided).

Can a brutha get a "Hail Eris" up in here??? Shit, we could make this the Erisian college of choice, with a little spreading of said Meme...

Xi, who gets really tired of being disCounted for not having the "proper" societally accepted honorifics from the proper societally accepted accrediting Institutions
(I'ma make up my own, fuckers!)

4th circuit, 3rd circuit, hail eris!!!!!, humor

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