I did this "meme" yeras ago, and since I know a few of you are new here, I thought I'd post it again, all updated and stuff.
Remember
The Field Guide to Neopagandom? Did any of those hit a little close to home? Great! Here's where you get to get a good laugh at yourself, and the rest of the community as well. After all, when you can no longer laugh at yourself, you've gotten too tied up in SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Bold the ones that you could fit now, italicize the ones that used to apply, and add commentary in parentheses as you see fit (the funnier, the better!).
Go here if you need to look at the descriptions again. And remember--don't take it too seriously!
1. Bright-Eyed Novice (ALWAYS have "Beginner's Mind", grasshopper)
2. Grand Old Wo/Man (only re: the magickal internet community since '99)
3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite (others have accused me of this, although I don't think it applies)
4. Anal Retentive Ceremonial (I dropped the "Anal-Retentive Ceremonial", kept the Library)
5. Womyncentric Gynocrat (the high population of these Liccans drove me from Wicca)
6. Sexy Pagan Nymph (now accepting applications...)
7. Corporate Closet Witch (I definitely keep my Professional life separate from my personal life)
8. Childe Ov Kaos
9. Pagan Celebrity
10. Scary Devil Worshipper
11. Crowley-In-A-Past-Life
12. Ravin' Pagan (I believe the phrase is "Cult of Ecstasy")
13. Fairie Queen
14. High Episcopagan
15. Fundamentapagan (I'm not proud of this phase of my rEvolution)
16. Dances With Bunnyrabbits (only to the extent that I do use Animal Powers a great deal)
17. Priest/ess of Political Correctness (Tricksters looove antagonizing these types ;-)
18. Our Lady Of Intense Suffering (I swear if I hear the meme "Burning Times" one more time, I'm lighting a match)
19. I Am Not Spock
20. Het-Case
21. Norse Code
22. Pentacles, Inc. (only to the extent that I have done Marketing for my Classes, and I have a Card)