Oh work.. I will edit more in as I go..

( Convos on the Phone )

Here is phone keypad:
1 -- 2 -- 3
4 -- 5 -- 6
7 -- 8 -- 9

Here is the computer keyboard, credit card machine, calculator, and cash register keypad:
7 -- 8 -- 9
4 -- 5 -- 6
1 -- 2 -- 3

They are backwards. Whoever came up with the idea that it was ok to make that happen.. needs to goto a doctor. Since at work, I use the computer keyboard, credit card machine ( Read more... )

Co-worker: So, you want a whole order of cheese bread?
Me: Ya. On white.
Co-worker: *gets paper, starts writing, stops and crumbles up paper* Nat, you don't wanna know how I started to write 'whole'.
Me: How?
Co-worker: With a five!
Cue laughing until tears XD HAHAHHA!!