Con artists are like butter
I didn't go to my test. I didn't feel quite up to it.
Now I have to make it up, but my professor didn't e-mail me back yet. I hope he does.
That would suck to have a 0 on a test...like, I think I would fail automatically.
Last night I went to a sex thing in the Hawthorn lobby with Phil, AJ, and Krissy. It was called Virgins R Better in Bed. They were like, "don't have sex...but if you do here are like 284395 ways to prevent pregnancy and disease." I think they stressed abstinence like once, then the rest was about all the other crap. Adrian had a banana and one of the RAs read some scenario about him sleeping with a girl at a party and getting gonorrhea. He had to take yogurt and put it all on his banana (can anyone guess what the banana was supposed to be?!), then he apparently got some other disease and had to put pixie stick sugar on it. It was rather gross. They also demonstrated how to put a condom on using (you guessed it) a banana. It was rather humorous. Then they passed out C.A.R.E (Condom Access for Responsible Encounters) packages. Wow...more condoms to add to the collection. Mine will definitely expire before I use them. I think I have like freaking 18 or something now. Our dorm room probably has 100 condoms in it. I think we should sell them on Ebay.
The double bass in this song makes me happy.
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Now I have to make it up, but my professor didn't e-mail me back yet. I hope he does.
That would suck to have a 0 on a test...like, I think I would fail automatically.
Last night I went to a sex thing in the Hawthorn lobby with Phil, AJ, and Krissy. It was called Virgins R Better in Bed. They were like, "don't have sex...but if you do here are like 284395 ways to prevent pregnancy and disease." I think they stressed abstinence like once, then the rest was about all the other crap. Adrian had a banana and one of the RAs read some scenario about him sleeping with a girl at a party and getting gonorrhea. He had to take yogurt and put it all on his banana (can anyone guess what the banana was supposed to be?!), then he apparently got some other disease and had to put pixie stick sugar on it. It was rather gross. They also demonstrated how to put a condom on using (you guessed it) a banana. It was rather humorous. Then they passed out C.A.R.E (Condom Access for Responsible Encounters) packages. Wow...more condoms to add to the collection. Mine will definitely expire before I use them. I think I have like freaking 18 or something now. Our dorm room probably has 100 condoms in it. I think we should sell them on Ebay.
The double bass in this song makes me happy.
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