{Meme stolen from kestrad and champagnesly! <3}
The one who seduced you, screwed you over, broke your heart in a million pieces, and laughed about it.
Harry Potter. (Fred died FUCK THAT FUCK IT ALL I CRIED LIKE THE WORLD WAS ENDING AND THE EPILOGUE SUCKED MASSIVE BALLS)
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp.
Final Fantasy 7
The mysterious dark one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 AM at weird coffee houses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized s/he really was fucking crazy:
Sherlock
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor and whom you'd still really like to get with again, although you're relieved s/he doesn't actually live in town:
Kingdom Hearts.
The steady:
For added effect, sing it like Van Halen's Panama: like, He-ta-li-a-aaah!
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Naruto
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with, but ultimately you're just good buddies:
Doctor Who
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool person except it's never really gone anywhere:
Glee
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at them and thinking, "How the hell did they land all these cool people?"
Glee (Yes, so, I’ve watched quite a few episodes and I just can’t get into it. I just can’t. It’s just so… sing-y?)
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and against whom you measure all other potential partners:
Death Note
The one you recently met at a party and would like to get to know better:
Hm… honestly can’t think of any recent ones. Hetalia has been kind of all-consuming.
The old flame that you wouldn't totally object to hooking up with again for a one night romp if only they'd clean up a bit:
Kyou Kara Maou
Your hot new flame:
SWEDEN. <3
Dear LJ: I really don't know why you're so hot and cold. I've only ever been kind to you. Please stop having such crazy moodswings.
Dear Me: Please do some work tomorrow. I mean it.