MF's Mega Meme!
morriganfearn's meme of epic proportions! Took me like, days. XD BUT I FINISHED. Yay, me!
Tips and hints for filling this out: Um, be careful which characters your chose to do this meme with. If you have a problem with incest relationships, for example, I would really try not to put down two characters who are siblings. The same goes for pairings that you really loathe. Use only one of the characters from that pair, or neither. Your life will be a lot less squicky.
Although for an extra challenge I suggest making a numbered list of ALL the hetalia characters, and randomly number generating 15 characters. Only suggested for the reeeeeeeeeally open minded (I'm not one of them, OTL).
Other things to keep in mind: Don't put any pairing down. If it's not your cup of tea, just say that your mind can't encompass it, and either give it a good faith try, or move on. No pairing wars here, please.
You can do all of this meme or only parts that sound interesting. It was primarily made for romance writing, and is very long.
There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Random Relationships and Pairings
What would 2 and 6 be like in a relationship? (Poland and Prussia)
So now I always think of “Eight Men” when it comes to Poland and Prussia interactions. XD They are so good. *insert fangirling moment* Anyway, I see their relationship as follows: chaos, hate sex, and glitter.
1 and 13. Totally crack or totally canon? (Remember, with Hetalia there is history-canon and Hetalia-canon. Explain for both, please. (Sweden and Norway)
There’s definitely history there! You know there was that whole Sweden-Norway country thing way back in the day (there’s a nice summary if I’ve ever heard one.) They’re cute, but their relationship is less fun. I don’t mean to say that would be worth less, but Finland’s chatter and Denmark’s overzealousness add a interesting spark! SuNor is just more subdued. That’s not bad, it’s just not very appealing to me. I’d much rather ship DenFin if I’m flipping my pairings, because you can’t say that DenFin would not get up to some crazy shit. XD
Would 10 make a good couple with 11? Or a better couple with 13? (Finland with Lithuania or Norway)
Finland and Norway! (I um, I actually want porn of them. I kind of want to write a Nordic fivesome. There was that one kink meme request with taking Iceland’s virginity and I had no idea I wanted a Nordic 5-some until that appeared. WHY AM I SUCH A PERV?! Feel free to encourage such pronz if you would like to. No promises, but I am easily swayed.)
Is there any evidence for 12/3? (Again, both canon and history-canon are fair game) (Ukraine and Canada)
Lol no. Can’t think of anything.
How hot would 8/14 be? (America and Austria)
Austria does not approve.
9 and 2 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Iceland and Poland)
Poland would NOT be a happy camper! Not. At. All. So probably they’d get distracted, yeah. Maybe not sexually distracted, but why fish when there are shoe stores waiting to be shopped, I mean, can’t blame him.
What's a romantic night for 9? (Iceland)
Playing MMORPGs with Hong Kong late into the night.
6 and 3 go on a date. Is it a loving one, did someone put them up to it, are they more clueless than Spain? (Prussia and Canada)
Maybe Spain dared Prussia to give him an excuse to ask Canada out but Canada is waaay smarter than he lets on and knows and Prussia is acting like the date is such a hardship and Canada is all smug because he knows Prussia likes him a lot more than he’s letting on. And so Canada is a tease and Prussia is all frustrated because he’s awesome and Canada isn’t appreciating him!
Sex and Frills
If 5 and 4 were to have an affair, who would top? (Spain and Denmark)
Hm they probably switch. Neither of them particularly care, I think. THEY WRESTLE TO DETERMINE THE TOP XD
If 10 and 8 are doing S & M who's the sadist? (Finland and America)
Finland.
Say 13 and 11 have decided to enter into a master/slave relationship, and the slave has not done his/her job. What happens? (Norway and Lithuania)
Liet gives Norway a spanking.
What's 1's secret kink? (Sweden)
Not secret: being a papa
Secret: Finland calling him papa in bed.
How about 7? And what crossover would be the best outlet for this kink? (France)
BUNNIES. No, seriously, he’s not a furry but he likes when people dress up as bunnies.
Or perhaps 11? Write a quick scenario exploring this. You are limited to 1 sentence. (Lithuania)
“Hey Liet, what do you think of this skirt?”
If 4 and 14 became a couple, who would top? (Spain and Austria)
Spain
What is 15 and 13's favorite position? (Germany and Norway)
Reverse cowgirl (cowboy?)
8 and 3 are thrown together by a twist of fate, and maybe a lot of alcohol. How do they wake up? (America and Canada)
Canada woke with a jump, drowsily reaching out from under the covers to smack at the blaring alarm. After a few attempts he finally slammed the snooze button. Why had he set an alarm? Was there anything important to do at nine in the morning? Really?
His head was pounding and throbbing painfully and he ran one hand over his face with a self-pitying sigh. He couldn’t think of anything on his agenda, so why had he set his alarm? He’d never be able to fall back asleep. He was an idiot.
Canada blinked open his bleary eyes and groaned at the snoozing body in his bed. He was definitely an idiot.
“Oh god, not again.”
5 and 14 have a romantic evening and then turn up the heat right before desert. Will food be involved, and what will happen? (Denmark and Austria)
AUSTRIA IS NOT DOWN WITH FOOD SEX! It is a major turnoff for him. So naturally Denmark munches on nuts in bed to piss Austria off.
Genres and Writing
What would you title a 2/3/4 threesome fic and how would you summarize it? (Poland/Canada/Spain)
Popular
Canada is feeling down. Spain and Poland decide to give him an ultimate makeover! (Oh gosh, Wicked crossover?! Maybe!? Glenda is like, the BEST. *fangirling*)
How about a title and summary for a general 8, 11 and 14 fic? (America, Lithuania, Austria)
The Trouble with Housekeeping.
America is torn; the famous composer who he loves from afar and works for is getting married. Tomorrow. America convinces his fellow worker and reluctant partner-in-crime Lithuania to help him wreck havoc on Austria’s wedding.
Or even a title and summary for a PG-13 12/15/5 fic? (Ukraine/Germany/Denmark)
Lady of the Morning
Ukraine is down on her luck. It takes two strong men to pull her back to her feet.
Write a possible summary for a multichapter fanfiction involving 3, 10, and 1. Don't forget a title! (Canada, Finland, Sweden)
From Trash to Treasure
A homeless Finland doesn’t know what to do when he finds a sick little!Canada huddled behind a dumpster. Finland tries to nurse Canada back to health, but Canada keeps getting worse. He and the sickly boy stumble upon one lonely Dr. Berwald Oxenstierna.
Title and summarize a 12/2 Sci-Fi/Fantasy fic. (Ukraine/Poland)
(… can’t think of a title… XD This one is quite the stretch.)
Ukraine is a new lifelike-robot human prototype, and Poland buys in her hopes of somehow switching bodies. The switch fails, and Ukraine and Poland end up with a mutual cognitive cloud. (Example, all of Ukraine’s internet searches appear in Poland’s mind. A mostly shared brain in thought processes/memories/decision-making capabilities) Poland is desperate to hide this fact from everyone because he’s scared they’ll end up being experimented on. Ukraine is scared by default because she can only experience emotions through Poland. Poland tries to figure a way to undo his switch. (Still working on this one in my head. It makes sense to me, but I don’t think I explained it super well?)
Can you history-fic 4 and 10? Title and summary if you can! (Spain and Finland)
… *fails at history fic* um…
When Finland Met Spain
“HEY! It’s not very nice of you to inquisition people like that, you fuckface!” Finland pointed at Spain angrily.
“We don’t ‘inquisition’ people, we’re merely questioning them about their religious behaviors-“
“OMG YOU BASTARD!” Finland roared. “HOW DARE YOU DO THAT BAD SHIT?”
“… U MAD, BRO!?”
Prompt: 2 has a relationship with 4, but secretly wants 9. 4 knows this, and breaks up with 2 to go pursue 6, who's with 5. 9 is with 8, however, who's cheating on 9 with 10. 10 finds out, and cheats with 13, who is, in turn, cheating on 7. 2 pursues 9, who just broke up with 8, who's now after 4. 2 gives up on this, and ends up with 1, while 4 finally ends up with 7. Insert appropriate names and explain/outline/snark authorially
IN WHICH BASICALLY THERE’S A LOT OF WHO’S DATING WHO AND WHO’S BEING TRUE AND WHO DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
Prompt: Mini-fic 4 walking in on 10 and 3 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, and 4's reaction? (Spain, Finland/Canada)
Spain: “What what what are you doing?”
Finland: “Drinking beer and watching hockey.”
Canada: “Fuck yes.”
Spain: “… Hockey sucks.”
Canada & Finland: “FUCK YOU!”
And now, we interrupt your reading process to announce that we are rejecting this whole “1 through 15” number crap because really we only want to write about Nordics and you came here expecting Nordics so let’s be honest and just write about Nordics, okay? We’ll randomize it again…
1. Norway
2. Finland
3. Denmark
4. Iceland
5. Sweden
(Basically I ignored MF’s warning and now have decided to reject that reality and substitute my own. :D )
Prompt: Write a 100 word drabble about 1. (Norway)
Norway closed his eyes and breathed out through his nose, trying to collect himself. He clasped his hands and brought his index fingers to his lips as he tried to calm his thoughts.
What was wrong with him? He was never this emotional. His eyes flew open and he dropped his hands, letting them shakily fall to his sides.
Should he confront Denmark? Iceland?
He didn’t know what to say to Denmark. How could he have…?
And Iceland. Norway didn’t know what to say to his beloved brother. “Thanks for not sleeping with my boyfriend even though you wanted to”?
Prompt: Write a little ficcy for 2/4. (Finland/Iceland)
“Oh!” Iceland jolted in surprise, dropping the book he had just pulled from the shelf at the noise. He glanced down to the book, then across the bookshelf at equally surprised lavender eyes.
“I… I was, um, going to take that one.” The boy looked down at his feet, blushing lightly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you.”
“You didn’t scare me.” In fact, Iceland mused to himself, I don’t think you’re capable of being scary.
“Oh, good.” The boy seemed relieved, how odd. Iceland bent down to pick up the fallen book. “Well, you see, it’s just that um, that’s the only copy…and I have a test in like an hour and I need to read chapter eight still…”
Iceland raised a brow. “That sounds like a personal problem.”
The other boy flushed, this time a darker red. Anger? Irritation? “I was just going to ask if I could read it first! I’d give it right back!”
“Hm.” Iceland replied, flipping the book open and staring at a random page.
“Are you listening to me?”
“Yes. You said you’d ask, but you never actually did.” Iceland commented, not looking up from his pursuing of page ninety-three.
“It was implied!” The other gesticulated wildly, and Iceland was amused despite himself. The other boy was taller than him-older, maybe? This book was reserved for-Iceland flipped to peek at the back of the front cover-PHIL 496. An upper level class, judging from the level 400 course, meaning that this amusing character was probably two years older than him.
“I’ll trade you.” Iceland said, smirking internally.
The other boy looked completely dumbfounded.
“Trade me.” He said, trying to understand. “Trade me for what?”
“This book for a date.” Iceland replied nonchalantly. “Your treat, of course.”
“A date? What makes you think I’m gay-“
“That doesn’t matter, because you are gay.”
“-how do you know that?!”
Iceland didn’t reply, but waved the book teasingly. “One hour, remember?”
The other boy stared at him, open-mouthed. Iceland decided he liked that expression.
“You can’t do that!”
“I just did.” Iceland countered, returning his gaze to the book.
“You… you sneaker!” The older boy whispered like it was the greatest insult in the world. “Fine! Be that way!”
Iceland was very amused.
Prompt: Write an AU mini-fic including 2 and 5. (BLATANT CHEATING HERE DERP DERP) (Finland and Sweden)
Sweden stared at Finland’s bared stomach, mouth hanging uncharacteristically open. His gaze was transfixed on the glistening, purple rock embedded in Finland’s side. After a few seconds of absolute wonder, he glanced up to meet Finland’s hesitant eyes.
“You… you won’t turn me in?” Finland croaked, obviously far more worried than Sweden ever could have imagined, and with good reason.
“Never.” Sweden assured him, letting one hand slide down the curve of Finland’s body to rest reverently above the shimmering stone.
Suddenly, Finland’s reservations about their relationship made so much sense.
Finland was a Source. How could he have missed it? All the random healing, the energy the crew felt during high-tension battles-the vibrant, thrumming feeling in the air. It was Finland.
Finland shivered as Sweden’s hand brushed against the stone.
“You can feel…?” Sweden whispered, absolutely fascinated.
“It’s a part of me.” Finland murmured. “Its energy is my energy.”
“Mm.” Sweden’s engineering background throbbed with curiosity. “How…?”
“That’s why we’re in danger. Everyone wants to know how.” Finland sighed. “That’s why they’re Harvesting. Everyone wants the stones, but Sve.” Finland mumbled sadly, brushing a hand tenderly against his face. “You have to understand.”
“Tell me?” Sweden wondered aloud.
“The Harvests are useless-when we die, the stones fade. I know they want to save the humans, but Sve, why couldn’t they have just asked us? We would have helped, but now we’re hiding because they’re trying to kill us and it’s not… it’s just, what am I going to do?”
Prompt: Use your favorite genre to write a 3 & 2 mini-fic. Under 1,000 words! (Denmark & Finland)
Dear Mikkel,
I hope you’re okay, wherever you are. I’m doing shitty. What an awkward start to a letter, huh? If you were here you’d know something was wrong and just squeeze my shoulders and I’d end up confessing everything to you after you dragged me out drinking.
I wish you could drag me out drinking, for more reasons than one.
You remember the Swedish bastard? Yeah. I’m a bit happier with your nickname now. He dumped me. He dumped me. If you were here you could punch him in the face for me. Not only did he dump me, telling me he needed to see other people, but I think he’s already dating some other bitch. She’s a bitch, for sure. Homewrecker.
I just need big brother advice right now so very badly. I’m pregnant, which is the main reason going out drinking is not a good idea at the moment, but holy hell I need a screwdriver pronto.
Berwald doesn’t know, and I don’t want him to feel obligated and I’m not going to tell him. Should I tell him? Mikkel, I don’t know what to do! I called Nora because she’s a genius and she misses you just as much as me, and she said I should tell him.
She’s probably right. Berwald loves kids. I’m just a bitter woman right now. I mean, I love him! And he dumped me! I thought he loved me too, I really did. You were the one that always swore he’d better keeps his giant troll hands off your baby girl until we got married. Mikkel, I miss you terribly.
But still. It just makes me angry. Why did Berwald leave me? We were so happy. I really don’t get it. We never fought and the sex was awesome and I was a good girlfriend. I mean, I ate pickling herring for him. That has to count for something! And I have great tits. I do. He’s missing out. For serious. He’ll never find tits like these again. I have a great ass, too. He’s crazy.
But I love the bastard anyway. I also want him to come home. I’m only maybe like a month along, and I just get teary-eyed every time I think of going through labor without him holding my hand. Who’s going to rub my achy back when I look like a whale? Or my feet? Or my hair? I love him for way more than that, but I miss the snuggles so much I could cry. I do cry. At least I can indulge in ice cream like a pregnant woman because I am a pregnant woman.
Good boyfriends do not leave their pregnant girlfriends. They just don’t. And if Berwald knew he’d come back and stay and take care of us but I don’t want him here if he doesn’t want to be here. I’d rather raise our baby on my own. Because it’s my baby if he’s not here. And I don’t want to share! He left me, he left us. So it’s not really my problem. Or fault. It’s his for leaving in the first place, the bastard.
Nora’s coming over later, and I hope I can get some snuggles out of her. I’ll probably tell her I wrote you a letter and that’ll make her cry (everything about you makes her cry. Still. Fucking hell, I’m going to be that mopey over losing Berwald and he’s not even dead.) So your favorite girls will probably be sobbing together on the couch this evening. Nora will probably be drinking. I’m already jealous.
It makes me wonder if I should get an abortion? But I can’t. I don’t think I could. I want a baby, especially one that’s Berwald’s, even if I don’t get Berwald too. Even though I want him. A lot.
But really, fuck him if he thinks he can find someone who loves him more. I think that’s impossible. I took such good care of him. It makes me wonder if I was overbearing? But Berwald liked the attention, I know he did. I’m just at the point where I’m wondering what the hell I did to make him leave me. I didn’t do anything, I don’t think. So why did he leave? I just want him to come home. That’s not a lot to ask for. I’d yell at him and cry but I’d take him back. Besides, I’m crying anyway. So might as well cry and have him here for snuggles.
I really wish I could have a hug from you right now. You’d cheer me right up because that’s what good big brothers do. And you’d be the best uncle in the whole entire world. My baby is going to miss out on a great uncle and a papa. It’ll just be mama and Aunt Nora, and maybe Nora’s sister will want to babysit every now and again so Mama Ti and Auntie Nora can go get sloshed together.
I miss you something terrible, Mik. I love you so much. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it. Wherever you are, I hope your safe and happy and I hope you miss us too, you dead jerkface, because it’s not fair if me and Nora are the only ones missing you.
All my love, Tiina
PS: If it’s a boy, he’s going to be Mikkel. You’d like that, cocky jerk.
Fandom TruFax and Author's Opinions
Now: What are some of your favorite relationships? List OTPs, if you have too many to talk about, and try to have at least one crack, one canon, and one historical canon not mentioned in Hetalia as of yet! (Example of the final one: PruCan, because while there is canon hinting, there is nothing historical that has been mentioned, and yet Prussia and Canada do share some interesting historical moments.)
I like SwedenxFinland. I really fucking adore them. <3 I like DenNor too. I like Nordics in general. :)
How do you feel about AUs, OCs, and Genderbend? Whether you love, hate, or are apathetic, please explain why you have come to this conclusion for all three aspects of fandom. This can be dealt with separately, or you could just give your opinion on a Genderbent original character in an alternate universe.
AUs: imagination is great. I’m down with this.
Genderbends: It’s all good.
OCs: The entire point of a series is to enjoy the creator’s work, and OCs are just like imaginary, made-up-for-fun characters. So they’re fun, but they’re way more fun to create than to read about. As in: I like my OCs and writing about them but probably won’t like yours or want to read about them. No offense or anything. XD
Okay, how about yaoi, yuri, and hetero? What are your feelings on that? And while you are at it, how do you like your uke/seme dynamic?
Yaoi is great. Yuri is too. Hetero is excellent. Uke/seme is fine, but it can be pretty horrendously written. XD
If 14/12 became canon, how would you react? (Austria/Ukraine)
But but… Austria/Hungary… D:
If 12 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Ukraine)
Dolly Parton. XD
How many beers would 15 have to chug to have a go at 3? (Germany/Canada)
Well, he does like beer... XD
Is 1 het or slash better? (Sweden)
SLASH. SLASHSLASH. But I like Fem!Sweden, so I’d read het. Honestly, I’ll read anything with some Sweden in it. <3
Pick a film to represent 6 and 5 (Gen or paired, your choice) (Prussia and Denmark)
Band of Brothers
Pick a song to describe a 15/7 fic. (Germany/France)
LOL, let’s go with “As Long as You Love Me” by the Backstreet Boys :P
Have you ever read fanfiction with 9 and 14? Write the author and title of your favorite fanfic with these two here. (Iceland and Austria)
Um, nope. No I haven’t.
Have you ever seen fanart of 6 and 9? Write the author and title of your favorite fanart with these two here. Or go out and make some of your own! (Prussia and Iceland)
I’m actually a super bad fan when it comes to fanart. I have pictures saved, but not the artist. >< I’d get irritated if people saved my work without my name, so it’s a little hypocritical of me, but I wish there was like a big sufin picture base (besides Tumblr, that doesn’t have everything!) of sufin pictureness with actual links to the original post!
Okay, and more sufin porn. I’d appreciate that. (MOARMOARMOAR)
So, how do 1, 2 and 6 feel about this little meme? Have a conversation with them.
Me: So guys, what do you think?
Prussia: Why do you never write about me? I’m so awesome. You are missing out.
Poland: You’re totally right about the shoe store thing. Fuck fishing.
Sweden: *not happy about the one where he leaves pregnant!fem!Finland because he feels guilty for something he didn’t do* *also embarrassed about his daddy!kink*
Tips and hints for filling this out: Um, be careful which characters your chose to do this meme with. If you have a problem with incest relationships, for example, I would really try not to put down two characters who are siblings. The same goes for pairings that you really loathe. Use only one of the characters from that pair, or neither. Your life will be a lot less squicky.
Although for an extra challenge I suggest making a numbered list of ALL the hetalia characters, and randomly number generating 15 characters. Only suggested for the reeeeeeeeeally open minded (I'm not one of them, OTL).
Other things to keep in mind: Don't put any pairing down. If it's not your cup of tea, just say that your mind can't encompass it, and either give it a good faith try, or move on. No pairing wars here, please.
You can do all of this meme or only parts that sound interesting. It was primarily made for romance writing, and is very long.
There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
- Sweden
- Poland
- Canada
- Spain
- Denmark
- Prussia
- France
- America
- Iceland
- Finland
- Lithuania
- Ukraine
- Norway
- Austria
- Germany
Random Relationships and Pairings
What would 2 and 6 be like in a relationship? (Poland and Prussia)
So now I always think of “Eight Men” when it comes to Poland and Prussia interactions. XD They are so good. *insert fangirling moment* Anyway, I see their relationship as follows: chaos, hate sex, and glitter.
1 and 13. Totally crack or totally canon? (Remember, with Hetalia there is history-canon and Hetalia-canon. Explain for both, please. (Sweden and Norway)
There’s definitely history there! You know there was that whole Sweden-Norway country thing way back in the day (there’s a nice summary if I’ve ever heard one.) They’re cute, but their relationship is less fun. I don’t mean to say that would be worth less, but Finland’s chatter and Denmark’s overzealousness add a interesting spark! SuNor is just more subdued. That’s not bad, it’s just not very appealing to me. I’d much rather ship DenFin if I’m flipping my pairings, because you can’t say that DenFin would not get up to some crazy shit. XD
Would 10 make a good couple with 11? Or a better couple with 13? (Finland with Lithuania or Norway)
Finland and Norway! (I um, I actually want porn of them. I kind of want to write a Nordic fivesome. There was that one kink meme request with taking Iceland’s virginity and I had no idea I wanted a Nordic 5-some until that appeared. WHY AM I SUCH A PERV?! Feel free to encourage such pronz if you would like to. No promises, but I am easily swayed.)
Is there any evidence for 12/3? (Again, both canon and history-canon are fair game) (Ukraine and Canada)
Lol no. Can’t think of anything.
How hot would 8/14 be? (America and Austria)
Austria does not approve.
9 and 2 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (Iceland and Poland)
Poland would NOT be a happy camper! Not. At. All. So probably they’d get distracted, yeah. Maybe not sexually distracted, but why fish when there are shoe stores waiting to be shopped, I mean, can’t blame him.
What's a romantic night for 9? (Iceland)
Playing MMORPGs with Hong Kong late into the night.
6 and 3 go on a date. Is it a loving one, did someone put them up to it, are they more clueless than Spain? (Prussia and Canada)
Maybe Spain dared Prussia to give him an excuse to ask Canada out but Canada is waaay smarter than he lets on and knows and Prussia is acting like the date is such a hardship and Canada is all smug because he knows Prussia likes him a lot more than he’s letting on. And so Canada is a tease and Prussia is all frustrated because he’s awesome and Canada isn’t appreciating him!
Sex and Frills
If 5 and 4 were to have an affair, who would top? (Spain and Denmark)
Hm they probably switch. Neither of them particularly care, I think. THEY WRESTLE TO DETERMINE THE TOP XD
If 10 and 8 are doing S & M who's the sadist? (Finland and America)
Finland.
Say 13 and 11 have decided to enter into a master/slave relationship, and the slave has not done his/her job. What happens? (Norway and Lithuania)
Liet gives Norway a spanking.
What's 1's secret kink? (Sweden)
Not secret: being a papa
Secret: Finland calling him papa in bed.
How about 7? And what crossover would be the best outlet for this kink? (France)
BUNNIES. No, seriously, he’s not a furry but he likes when people dress up as bunnies.
Or perhaps 11? Write a quick scenario exploring this. You are limited to 1 sentence. (Lithuania)
“Hey Liet, what do you think of this skirt?”
If 4 and 14 became a couple, who would top? (Spain and Austria)
Spain
What is 15 and 13's favorite position? (Germany and Norway)
Reverse cowgirl (cowboy?)
8 and 3 are thrown together by a twist of fate, and maybe a lot of alcohol. How do they wake up? (America and Canada)
Canada woke with a jump, drowsily reaching out from under the covers to smack at the blaring alarm. After a few attempts he finally slammed the snooze button. Why had he set an alarm? Was there anything important to do at nine in the morning? Really?
His head was pounding and throbbing painfully and he ran one hand over his face with a self-pitying sigh. He couldn’t think of anything on his agenda, so why had he set his alarm? He’d never be able to fall back asleep. He was an idiot.
Canada blinked open his bleary eyes and groaned at the snoozing body in his bed. He was definitely an idiot.
“Oh god, not again.”
5 and 14 have a romantic evening and then turn up the heat right before desert. Will food be involved, and what will happen? (Denmark and Austria)
AUSTRIA IS NOT DOWN WITH FOOD SEX! It is a major turnoff for him. So naturally Denmark munches on nuts in bed to piss Austria off.
Genres and Writing
What would you title a 2/3/4 threesome fic and how would you summarize it? (Poland/Canada/Spain)
Popular
Canada is feeling down. Spain and Poland decide to give him an ultimate makeover! (Oh gosh, Wicked crossover?! Maybe!? Glenda is like, the BEST. *fangirling*)
How about a title and summary for a general 8, 11 and 14 fic? (America, Lithuania, Austria)
The Trouble with Housekeeping.
America is torn; the famous composer who he loves from afar and works for is getting married. Tomorrow. America convinces his fellow worker and reluctant partner-in-crime Lithuania to help him wreck havoc on Austria’s wedding.
Or even a title and summary for a PG-13 12/15/5 fic? (Ukraine/Germany/Denmark)
Lady of the Morning
Ukraine is down on her luck. It takes two strong men to pull her back to her feet.
Write a possible summary for a multichapter fanfiction involving 3, 10, and 1. Don't forget a title! (Canada, Finland, Sweden)
From Trash to Treasure
A homeless Finland doesn’t know what to do when he finds a sick little!Canada huddled behind a dumpster. Finland tries to nurse Canada back to health, but Canada keeps getting worse. He and the sickly boy stumble upon one lonely Dr. Berwald Oxenstierna.
Title and summarize a 12/2 Sci-Fi/Fantasy fic. (Ukraine/Poland)
(… can’t think of a title… XD This one is quite the stretch.)
Ukraine is a new lifelike-robot human prototype, and Poland buys in her hopes of somehow switching bodies. The switch fails, and Ukraine and Poland end up with a mutual cognitive cloud. (Example, all of Ukraine’s internet searches appear in Poland’s mind. A mostly shared brain in thought processes/memories/decision-making capabilities) Poland is desperate to hide this fact from everyone because he’s scared they’ll end up being experimented on. Ukraine is scared by default because she can only experience emotions through Poland. Poland tries to figure a way to undo his switch. (Still working on this one in my head. It makes sense to me, but I don’t think I explained it super well?)
Can you history-fic 4 and 10? Title and summary if you can! (Spain and Finland)
… *fails at history fic* um…
When Finland Met Spain
“HEY! It’s not very nice of you to inquisition people like that, you fuckface!” Finland pointed at Spain angrily.
“We don’t ‘inquisition’ people, we’re merely questioning them about their religious behaviors-“
“OMG YOU BASTARD!” Finland roared. “HOW DARE YOU DO THAT BAD SHIT?”
“… U MAD, BRO!?”
Prompt: 2 has a relationship with 4, but secretly wants 9. 4 knows this, and breaks up with 2 to go pursue 6, who's with 5. 9 is with 8, however, who's cheating on 9 with 10. 10 finds out, and cheats with 13, who is, in turn, cheating on 7. 2 pursues 9, who just broke up with 8, who's now after 4. 2 gives up on this, and ends up with 1, while 4 finally ends up with 7. Insert appropriate names and explain/outline/snark authorially
IN WHICH BASICALLY THERE’S A LOT OF WHO’S DATING WHO AND WHO’S BEING TRUE AND WHO DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
Prompt: Mini-fic 4 walking in on 10 and 3 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, and 4's reaction? (Spain, Finland/Canada)
Spain: “What what what are you doing?”
Finland: “Drinking beer and watching hockey.”
Canada: “Fuck yes.”
Spain: “… Hockey sucks.”
Canada & Finland: “FUCK YOU!”
And now, we interrupt your reading process to announce that we are rejecting this whole “1 through 15” number crap because really we only want to write about Nordics and you came here expecting Nordics so let’s be honest and just write about Nordics, okay? We’ll randomize it again…
1. Norway
2. Finland
3. Denmark
4. Iceland
5. Sweden
(Basically I ignored MF’s warning and now have decided to reject that reality and substitute my own. :D )
Prompt: Write a 100 word drabble about 1. (Norway)
Norway closed his eyes and breathed out through his nose, trying to collect himself. He clasped his hands and brought his index fingers to his lips as he tried to calm his thoughts.
What was wrong with him? He was never this emotional. His eyes flew open and he dropped his hands, letting them shakily fall to his sides.
Should he confront Denmark? Iceland?
He didn’t know what to say to Denmark. How could he have…?
And Iceland. Norway didn’t know what to say to his beloved brother. “Thanks for not sleeping with my boyfriend even though you wanted to”?
Prompt: Write a little ficcy for 2/4. (Finland/Iceland)
“Oh!” Iceland jolted in surprise, dropping the book he had just pulled from the shelf at the noise. He glanced down to the book, then across the bookshelf at equally surprised lavender eyes.
“I… I was, um, going to take that one.” The boy looked down at his feet, blushing lightly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you.”
“You didn’t scare me.” In fact, Iceland mused to himself, I don’t think you’re capable of being scary.
“Oh, good.” The boy seemed relieved, how odd. Iceland bent down to pick up the fallen book. “Well, you see, it’s just that um, that’s the only copy…and I have a test in like an hour and I need to read chapter eight still…”
Iceland raised a brow. “That sounds like a personal problem.”
The other boy flushed, this time a darker red. Anger? Irritation? “I was just going to ask if I could read it first! I’d give it right back!”
“Hm.” Iceland replied, flipping the book open and staring at a random page.
“Are you listening to me?”
“Yes. You said you’d ask, but you never actually did.” Iceland commented, not looking up from his pursuing of page ninety-three.
“It was implied!” The other gesticulated wildly, and Iceland was amused despite himself. The other boy was taller than him-older, maybe? This book was reserved for-Iceland flipped to peek at the back of the front cover-PHIL 496. An upper level class, judging from the level 400 course, meaning that this amusing character was probably two years older than him.
“I’ll trade you.” Iceland said, smirking internally.
The other boy looked completely dumbfounded.
“Trade me.” He said, trying to understand. “Trade me for what?”
“This book for a date.” Iceland replied nonchalantly. “Your treat, of course.”
“A date? What makes you think I’m gay-“
“That doesn’t matter, because you are gay.”
“-how do you know that?!”
Iceland didn’t reply, but waved the book teasingly. “One hour, remember?”
The other boy stared at him, open-mouthed. Iceland decided he liked that expression.
“You can’t do that!”
“I just did.” Iceland countered, returning his gaze to the book.
“You… you sneaker!” The older boy whispered like it was the greatest insult in the world. “Fine! Be that way!”
Iceland was very amused.
Prompt: Write an AU mini-fic including 2 and 5. (BLATANT CHEATING HERE DERP DERP) (Finland and Sweden)
Sweden stared at Finland’s bared stomach, mouth hanging uncharacteristically open. His gaze was transfixed on the glistening, purple rock embedded in Finland’s side. After a few seconds of absolute wonder, he glanced up to meet Finland’s hesitant eyes.
“You… you won’t turn me in?” Finland croaked, obviously far more worried than Sweden ever could have imagined, and with good reason.
“Never.” Sweden assured him, letting one hand slide down the curve of Finland’s body to rest reverently above the shimmering stone.
Suddenly, Finland’s reservations about their relationship made so much sense.
Finland was a Source. How could he have missed it? All the random healing, the energy the crew felt during high-tension battles-the vibrant, thrumming feeling in the air. It was Finland.
Finland shivered as Sweden’s hand brushed against the stone.
“You can feel…?” Sweden whispered, absolutely fascinated.
“It’s a part of me.” Finland murmured. “Its energy is my energy.”
“Mm.” Sweden’s engineering background throbbed with curiosity. “How…?”
“That’s why we’re in danger. Everyone wants to know how.” Finland sighed. “That’s why they’re Harvesting. Everyone wants the stones, but Sve.” Finland mumbled sadly, brushing a hand tenderly against his face. “You have to understand.”
“Tell me?” Sweden wondered aloud.
“The Harvests are useless-when we die, the stones fade. I know they want to save the humans, but Sve, why couldn’t they have just asked us? We would have helped, but now we’re hiding because they’re trying to kill us and it’s not… it’s just, what am I going to do?”
Prompt: Use your favorite genre to write a 3 & 2 mini-fic. Under 1,000 words! (Denmark & Finland)
Dear Mikkel,
I hope you’re okay, wherever you are. I’m doing shitty. What an awkward start to a letter, huh? If you were here you’d know something was wrong and just squeeze my shoulders and I’d end up confessing everything to you after you dragged me out drinking.
I wish you could drag me out drinking, for more reasons than one.
You remember the Swedish bastard? Yeah. I’m a bit happier with your nickname now. He dumped me. He dumped me. If you were here you could punch him in the face for me. Not only did he dump me, telling me he needed to see other people, but I think he’s already dating some other bitch. She’s a bitch, for sure. Homewrecker.
I just need big brother advice right now so very badly. I’m pregnant, which is the main reason going out drinking is not a good idea at the moment, but holy hell I need a screwdriver pronto.
Berwald doesn’t know, and I don’t want him to feel obligated and I’m not going to tell him. Should I tell him? Mikkel, I don’t know what to do! I called Nora because she’s a genius and she misses you just as much as me, and she said I should tell him.
She’s probably right. Berwald loves kids. I’m just a bitter woman right now. I mean, I love him! And he dumped me! I thought he loved me too, I really did. You were the one that always swore he’d better keeps his giant troll hands off your baby girl until we got married. Mikkel, I miss you terribly.
But still. It just makes me angry. Why did Berwald leave me? We were so happy. I really don’t get it. We never fought and the sex was awesome and I was a good girlfriend. I mean, I ate pickling herring for him. That has to count for something! And I have great tits. I do. He’s missing out. For serious. He’ll never find tits like these again. I have a great ass, too. He’s crazy.
But I love the bastard anyway. I also want him to come home. I’m only maybe like a month along, and I just get teary-eyed every time I think of going through labor without him holding my hand. Who’s going to rub my achy back when I look like a whale? Or my feet? Or my hair? I love him for way more than that, but I miss the snuggles so much I could cry. I do cry. At least I can indulge in ice cream like a pregnant woman because I am a pregnant woman.
Good boyfriends do not leave their pregnant girlfriends. They just don’t. And if Berwald knew he’d come back and stay and take care of us but I don’t want him here if he doesn’t want to be here. I’d rather raise our baby on my own. Because it’s my baby if he’s not here. And I don’t want to share! He left me, he left us. So it’s not really my problem. Or fault. It’s his for leaving in the first place, the bastard.
Nora’s coming over later, and I hope I can get some snuggles out of her. I’ll probably tell her I wrote you a letter and that’ll make her cry (everything about you makes her cry. Still. Fucking hell, I’m going to be that mopey over losing Berwald and he’s not even dead.) So your favorite girls will probably be sobbing together on the couch this evening. Nora will probably be drinking. I’m already jealous.
It makes me wonder if I should get an abortion? But I can’t. I don’t think I could. I want a baby, especially one that’s Berwald’s, even if I don’t get Berwald too. Even though I want him. A lot.
But really, fuck him if he thinks he can find someone who loves him more. I think that’s impossible. I took such good care of him. It makes me wonder if I was overbearing? But Berwald liked the attention, I know he did. I’m just at the point where I’m wondering what the hell I did to make him leave me. I didn’t do anything, I don’t think. So why did he leave? I just want him to come home. That’s not a lot to ask for. I’d yell at him and cry but I’d take him back. Besides, I’m crying anyway. So might as well cry and have him here for snuggles.
I really wish I could have a hug from you right now. You’d cheer me right up because that’s what good big brothers do. And you’d be the best uncle in the whole entire world. My baby is going to miss out on a great uncle and a papa. It’ll just be mama and Aunt Nora, and maybe Nora’s sister will want to babysit every now and again so Mama Ti and Auntie Nora can go get sloshed together.
I miss you something terrible, Mik. I love you so much. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it. Wherever you are, I hope your safe and happy and I hope you miss us too, you dead jerkface, because it’s not fair if me and Nora are the only ones missing you.
All my love, Tiina
PS: If it’s a boy, he’s going to be Mikkel. You’d like that, cocky jerk.
Fandom TruFax and Author's Opinions
Now: What are some of your favorite relationships? List OTPs, if you have too many to talk about, and try to have at least one crack, one canon, and one historical canon not mentioned in Hetalia as of yet! (Example of the final one: PruCan, because while there is canon hinting, there is nothing historical that has been mentioned, and yet Prussia and Canada do share some interesting historical moments.)
I like SwedenxFinland. I really fucking adore them. <3 I like DenNor too. I like Nordics in general. :)
How do you feel about AUs, OCs, and Genderbend? Whether you love, hate, or are apathetic, please explain why you have come to this conclusion for all three aspects of fandom. This can be dealt with separately, or you could just give your opinion on a Genderbent original character in an alternate universe.
AUs: imagination is great. I’m down with this.
Genderbends: It’s all good.
OCs: The entire point of a series is to enjoy the creator’s work, and OCs are just like imaginary, made-up-for-fun characters. So they’re fun, but they’re way more fun to create than to read about. As in: I like my OCs and writing about them but probably won’t like yours or want to read about them. No offense or anything. XD
Okay, how about yaoi, yuri, and hetero? What are your feelings on that? And while you are at it, how do you like your uke/seme dynamic?
Yaoi is great. Yuri is too. Hetero is excellent. Uke/seme is fine, but it can be pretty horrendously written. XD
If 14/12 became canon, how would you react? (Austria/Ukraine)
But but… Austria/Hungary… D:
If 12 was to cosplay, what would they be? (Ukraine)
Dolly Parton. XD
How many beers would 15 have to chug to have a go at 3? (Germany/Canada)
Well, he does like beer... XD
Is 1 het or slash better? (Sweden)
SLASH. SLASHSLASH. But I like Fem!Sweden, so I’d read het. Honestly, I’ll read anything with some Sweden in it. <3
Pick a film to represent 6 and 5 (Gen or paired, your choice) (Prussia and Denmark)
Band of Brothers
Pick a song to describe a 15/7 fic. (Germany/France)
LOL, let’s go with “As Long as You Love Me” by the Backstreet Boys :P
Have you ever read fanfiction with 9 and 14? Write the author and title of your favorite fanfic with these two here. (Iceland and Austria)
Um, nope. No I haven’t.
Have you ever seen fanart of 6 and 9? Write the author and title of your favorite fanart with these two here. Or go out and make some of your own! (Prussia and Iceland)
I’m actually a super bad fan when it comes to fanart. I have pictures saved, but not the artist. >< I’d get irritated if people saved my work without my name, so it’s a little hypocritical of me, but I wish there was like a big sufin picture base (besides Tumblr, that doesn’t have everything!) of sufin pictureness with actual links to the original post!
Okay, and more sufin porn. I’d appreciate that. (MOARMOARMOAR)
So, how do 1, 2 and 6 feel about this little meme? Have a conversation with them.
Me: So guys, what do you think?
Prussia: Why do you never write about me? I’m so awesome. You are missing out.
Poland: You’re totally right about the shoe store thing. Fuck fishing.
Sweden: *not happy about the one where he leaves pregnant!fem!Finland because he feels guilty for something he didn’t do* *also embarrassed about his daddy!kink*