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[xfsista]

Based on a fic:



I write like
J. K. Rowling
I Write Like. Analyze your writing!

Based on same fic with names changed:



I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like. Analyze your writing!

Based on a random blog post:



I write like
William Shakespeare
I Write Like. Analyze your writing!

So, I didn't know it, but I'm apparently a literary genius. Why didn't you all tell me?! Clearly, I need to give up all other pursuits so I can write more and start earning my millions.