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Ah! Ok, so, the college years are awaiting you huh?
So I'm trying to make this as painless as possible, making the updates shorter because I hate Uni, it's like sooooooo boring, there is freaking nothing to do in the dorms, even though I got Claudia drunk a couple of times (don't ask) and she threw up ^_^
Darren is so boring too, I cannot bear him any longer!
Enough of my blabbing on, I need to get this chapter over and done with.
Expect a few parts of the college years, because it's really taking me a long time, either that or the next part will be the last.
Enjoy!
Ahem, God this is boring, another flippin' birthday....oh, OH!
Oh right, I finally have the word now? Because...I'm heir right?
*No response*
No, well I guess Franzie wouldn't talk to me even if I froze to death - fair enough I guess.
Anyway, wow, I finally have the word huh? Cool!
Oh, as you might see here my big bro is leaving for college, I might join his path soon because I need to get out of here real fast.
It's just me and Darren left, with our parents of course, God, mum was like 'Oh my baby is leaving! Whatever will I do??'
She gets on my nerves sometimes, I can't stand it when she focuses all her praises on Tudor, I mean, so what if he is the oldest? He's not the only one with great grades at school. He's like so dumb, me and Darren always get put aside by her.
Dad on the other hand shows very much his 'I love all my kids' attitude, which is okay I guess.
I approached Darren one evening in my swimming costume - Mum and Dad were sleeping, we were able to stay up late because we were older, me sixteen, Darren almost eighteen.
"Lets go for a swim" I suggested simply.
Darren frowned "Are you crazy? In the middle of winter? You must be joking!"
Fair enough I though, although I wanted to try that experiment however, live a little you know?
I guess it wasn't such a good idea in the end because it started snowing and the water was ice cold.
I didn't freeze though, which was a good thing.
However I got to swim in the ocean, Dad would of never allowed me to do that. Says the Inspection people never inspected the sea at Desiderata Valley, so who knew if there could be sharks there.
"You're such a wuss Darren! The water was fine!" I snapped at him the next morning.
He wasn't particularly bothered, he now had a room all to himself and didn't really care for anything else for the time being.
A weird lady by the name Emily likes to wonder around our house semi confused and with a very low V-next top in the middle of winter. tut tut.
I won a cooking competition! Oh my, much more money towards my college life!
Meghan from boolpropria isn't too pleased with my victory - I think she was distracted by that fellow in the red shirt.
I got to college a year later, graduating early, it's not like I had friends, so I guess my brother could take me in. Darren is the brother I'm talking about.
Pervert. Romancing that old bag to get awesome grades.
I guess since my arrival I've had a few admirers.
Totally ugly, totally gross, I guess I'd play around with them though >:D
How. Pathetic.
God after a few months this guy really thought I'd become his wife!
That rock is huge and expensive looking though....
"DUDE! Good God, I mean, I'm flattered and everything but, have you looked in the mirror? You're totally butt ugly! You'd be lucky if a troll decided to marry you!" I quickly said, I couldn't help but laugh really, hurting someone like that was just so....funny.
Why do these dumb idiots always think I'd accept their marriage proposals? It's not like I'm not dating someone already who's a total hottie.
This is a normal afternoon at the dorm - mum and dad wouldn't agree to this, their little angel corrupted by gambling.
I'm still a minor (17) so unfortunately I'll have to stick to my brother who's nineteen until I come of age.
"So bro, classes are canceled for me today, apparently the teachers have had an invasion of llamas and cows, they sprayed 'GERBITS' everywhere. Where are we going?" I asked.
Darren sighed "Dad called," he paused "said that while you're not doing anything, instead of lying around, I should bring you to work at a coffee shop"
"Uh, ok? cool."
"We have to go to LFT* college though, those darn llamas and cows forced DVU * to close down all the buildings" Darren said.
*LFT - La Fiesta Tech. *DVU - Desiderata Valley University.
It wasn't that bad working, unfortunately if I knew we were going to face the boiling hot heat of La Fiesta Tech I would've come in a swimsuit.
"Dude, your chest is like so, woooooooowww, I mean, woooo."
I'm sorry we tend to get quite a lot of people that come from weird places where smoke is not tobacco, you know what I mean.
My boyfriend is like a star nowadays, we have to communicate secretly in case any paparazzi follow him...he's coming here tonight!!
His shoes are so sexy huh? I don't know how I feel about the jeans, kinda tight for a guy...
Oh if this confuses you, this actually is my boyfriend! With purty boots of course.
No, if you see the ring on my finger it doesn't mean he proposed to me, I know right? He should, I'm a bit too young V_V
Authors Note: Ok, so I'm sure you've figured it out, you know who this guy is right?
IT'S DYLAN!
I guess Kira did indeed get scared of Claudia years back and finally shipped Dylan to England. Just like Dracula he was in a box and bla bla.
Dylan is a vampire character from Kira's story Into the Sun.
He is part of the KIRAWR simeligion, naturally.
Darren got engaged, I'd love to describe you the details but I'm too busy with Dylan.
However he asked her to marry him and she said yes, easy? Yep.
I don't know why she would get engaged to someone who's shirt read: I uqni pu lo I nqtmo yun.
o.o???
Dad would go mad if he saw everything that happened here, Darren smooching in front of me with his fiance'e, cow playing the keyboard and Dylan half naked. (I am certainly not going to tell you what we were doing that caused him to end in his underwear >_>)
2 months later I received a letter from KIRAWR, opponent God, I finally decided to reply.
Dear Miss Kira [insert unknown name here],
I am most delighted that you have shipped Dylan to me, I had no idea of this when I was a child, or when I was a teenager, he came to me as soon as I started college.
I was serious when I said that Dylan should feed on everyone, but I guess now that I have him for myself I guess I don't think that anymore.
I guess I have changed quite a bit since I wrote to you a letter, now I am almost eighteen and am still in love with a 150 year old vampire - I don't care.
Please don't tell my father though, he wouldn't approve of this.
I hope you all the best KIRAWR, watch our for absinthe and laudanum under you bed *wink*
Sincerely, Claudia Meyers.
In the meantime I decided to check out a new E-mail that arrived;
Right folks, I'm sorry this was short, but really, I guess I wanted to get a new chapter moving and also because I hate college.
Next chapter will include:
- The aftermath of the E-mail.
- Things work out
- Graduation
- and hopefully, Back Home.
Oh, Links! I think Kira would consider me quite the bitch if I didn't link to her, after all, It's thanks to her if this legacy will have pale cool looking bebes in the end x]
Anyway
kirawr is the first journal she has and then there is
ourheroes
I hope these are correct.
Then thanks to all my reader at boolprop.com! (you basically)