Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam, Sunbeams are Never Made Like Me.
Authors note: Right-o, lets get this started huh?
However, I had a few problems early this week which prevented me from continuing the legacy, 'tis all l fixed now.
This, my friends is going to be the last chapter from Henry's point of view *sob*, next chapter Claudia will be taking control and Henry will be left to be taken away from Grim (not yet though).
Enjoy!
Oh, hello, I'm airing right?
*mumbles in the background*
Ah yes, I'm live.
Anyway, after receiving a good old beating from Sharon, because I contributed so little in getting Claudia out of her and into this world, I cradled her softly, oh yes, I am a very good father.
*Mumbles*
Hmph, seeing as were oh so very busy with Claudia (girls are much more difficult to take care of)
We had to invite my sister-in-law to take care of the boys.
I think it was very unnecessary to come with that type of clothing and start dancing around like a stripper in front of Tudor...oh well, atleast she was covering his eyes V_V
Me and Sharon make a lovely couple don't you think?
I don't think I could've married anybody else.
Oh, the baby is sleeping, so don't call social services yet because you see us not assisting her.
Authors note: Henry thinks he's an excellent dancer, he doesn't know I'm spying on him right now. These are the kind of moments he would never comment about xD
"Hi, I come to you with my skanky bohemian outfit, and I'm inviting you to join My Muse II.
Tell your smexy husband that we wear our bohemian shirts even lower than the shoulder length"
I was in the bedroom at that time, Sharon told me.
She gave an angry response "Excuse me? Who the hell do you think you are? I only can wear shirts lower than shoulder length for my husband! Get Out!!"
Authors Note: I interrupt this legacy to show you some simselves that will possibly invade the legacy and become future spouses.
From left to right: Liz (JustMe), Kira, Me, Emily (zoompha), Meghan, Ky (Kaibon), and Ame (Ameshisuto).
Oh, I exclude myself since I'm already married. Oh and Kira, she's getting married too. (In my game, not in real life silly)
It's my little girls birthday today, she's going to be one.
We were all here, none of us could miss our little prodigy's celebration of life. Not that the others weren't prodigy's, we all love our children, really.
I love her to death, she looks exactly like me, but just with her mother's hair color, other than that she my little angel sent from heaven, I absolutely love her.
Authors Note: Oh shush, if it wasn't me interrupting you would'nt understand.
Little angel sent from heaven was voted heir of this legacy *mumbles*. I don't like her one bit.
Her husband has been picked out, and I won't reveal who. DUN DUN DUN. Only someone else knows who it is.
I feel sorry for my little angel to be alone in the nursery, without her brothers to keep her company, I know I should of thought of that before.
Nevertheless, admire me, because I'm a great father, seriously, not many legacy founders can handle three children...well, apart from those special people who are crazy and go up to six children (0______0)
Meanwhile, my sons have become the bestest of friends. I know I have been neglecting them for a bit, what with the baby stuff me and Sharon are going through the THIRD time. But Tudor and Darren are good lads.
Oh Look! It's my ex-feline girlfriend Lula! I don't know what happened, we apparently 'broke up' when she didn't visit anymore.
I haven't heard from Sheila or Nicole either.
I have never understood the purpose of this special glowing milk.
Sharon has been giving our kids this milk for years now, I never really managed to understand why though.
"It's too boost their intelligence honey, not that they aren't intelligent on their own, it just makes it easier for us" She said.
After all these years me and Sharon are still very much in love. I know it's hard for you to understand since we live in Franzie's computer - all of her other followers have succumbed to temptation and lust. Not me though, I have done this without her help, I have built my home and have created my family. WITHOUT HER HELP!
Authors Note: Sure, I didn't intervene when it came to helping him. But he was helped by Nicole, Sheila and Armando. I don't think he would've found Sharon so easily without them ;)
This was quite morbid from me; I asked my son to do a painting of me, I wasn't so stupid to tell him what it was for, but I find it very sad that one day I will no longer be around, and that this painting will be hung next to my grave....
"Dad?" Darren asked me one rainy morning.
"Yes son?"
He held a newspaper in front of his face, reading it "It says here that boolproprian Kira will be wed in Vegas to vampire Sean Desmond on the 31st of August 2008. Do you know them Dad?"
I pursed my lips "I've heard of them, Sean Desmond is in fact a vampire, this Kira lady is another God, like Franzie, her followers are of the KIRAWR simeligion"
Tudor's is going to be fourteen today! Look at him twirl and sparkle!
Tudor went to hide in his room, I'm sorry about that, he's a little shy.
I swooped Sharon in my arms soon after "We are doing a great job with the kids aren't we?" I asked.
Sharon smiled "Of course we are honey!"
I don't understand this TV show, this girl who is sad passes out in a cemetery, she meets her boyfriend who breaks up with her, still in the cemetery, then she starts kicking the gravestones.
Does it make much sense? I find it a tad ridiculous, I hope Claudia never turns out like that psycho girl...
Ah! There's my boy! Don't you find him handsome ladies? He would certainly make good husband material.
I wanted to start on that car 'o mine, I certainly couldn't do it before because of work, now that I have my son all grown up I can most definitely finish this.
You can see my private beach in the background. I don't like to have my kids have swim there though, I think it's far too dangerous, Desiderata Valley hasn't yet been inspectioned for sharks and sting rays and other mumbo jumbo. If it was, my kids were free to swim.
There, the engine is somewhat done...no, not somewhat, defiinitely done, I don't want weird accidents so I'll say it's definitely done.
See how shiney it is? I had a Mr.Muscle clean spray you know.
Tudor loves Claudia, loves to play with her...too bad he doesn't change her nappy when me and his mother are busy v_v
When did I allow my wife to go out of the house wearing that?
It's hideous! It's skankful! I don't approve!
Oh, these kids, they grow up so fast!
For your information, I AM a good father, I have spent my time teaching my own kids to walk, talk and go potty, they haven't been featured because who knows why. Ask HER *points to the sky*.
Authors Note: Henry thinks I live in the sky, but I don't LOL.
My little baby *sobs* Oh dear oh dear, am I growing old? What is the meaning of life? Have I been good?
Will my baby still grow even more?
*sobs even more*
Authors Note: I'm quite amazed on how the house turned to be so nice. To think it was less than fifty sim days that this legacy got started. It looks a bit odd from a birds eye view, every house does in my opinion. But it's really nice inside.
I think the living room is the best one I've ever built, cause it's like a sort of corridor. Not the usual box room type style.
Once every couple of nights Sharon asks me if I would let her sister move in, apparently she is having troubles with her cheating husband and wants to take a break.
Of course I said no, who do you take me for? We don't have the money to feed another mouth. Besides where on earth are we to put her? We have no guest bedroom, and we are already cramped with the kids.
Of course there is always room for our kids, I love them to bits.
They're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!
All three kids on the school run.
"Mom, I have no clue what you're talking about, Grilled Cheese does not make you pregnant!"
"Oh honey, you still believe in that? It was years ago I said it to you! I am pretty sure you know how babies are made by now"
"Of course, not by Grilled Cheese Sandwhiches...tsk....babies are made by LUNCH MEAT sandwiches"
Authors Note: =S
"I'm prettier than you! Deal with it!"
Sharon was telling me that she had read an article on the new engaged couple, Sean Kira, she was just partially irritated by it because she could not understand why someone would want to marry a vampire.
Then a piece of paper slipped out:
Sharon was over the moon, we were all invited to a wedding!
I regret of ever allowing my kids to watch this show D:
It's called 'Into the Sun', directed by Kira aka KIRAWR an opponent God.
Unfortunately Claudia has found her teen heart throb v____V
"Oh how much Dylan means to me! I cannot see! I love him to bits! I cannot live without him! Oh Dylan how much I looooooveeeee yoooooouuuuuu!" My daughter sang while her thoughts were filled with images of that blond hair bloodsucker.
Darren has a little girlfriend apparently, her name is...drat I forgot, I don't normally take child romance seriously.
Darren did something to upset her today though, so I doubt we'll be seeing much of her.
I found my daughter doing this rather than her homework:
"Dear miss Kira [insert unknown name here],
I have seen your show 'Into the Sun', I have nothing to say about it really, the settings were marvelously dark, which I love mind you.
But Dylan, oh, he's the star of the show, he's like, the Lestat that never was -- I hate Lestat by the way, but Dylan is so much better, first of all, he has much nicer hair.
I think Dylan should feed on every other character in the show, and then for future chapters just put him in front of the camera and do a two hour episode of just his face.
Still, anyway, I want Dylan, I'm not sure you understand how much I crave and desire him.
Like our God Franzie would say; GIMME.
Do that, or I'll be forced to poison you with absinthe and laudanum *wink*
Sincerely, Claudia Meyers"
Today was Darren's birthday!
Tudor is starting to ink his mind by bringing a girl home...Tudor you disobidient lad, you know you can't bring girls home!
There's my young man!
Claudia is becoming an expert violin player, she tells me she wants to study music in college.
College....my daughter is too young to think about college, no she'll never leave me, no sir.
Tudor's abduction, said in his exact words:
"So yeah Dad, I was like y'know, chillin', searching for planets and all that jazz, when a big light thing was blinding me, I don't know to describe it y'know.
I was swept away in thin air, I grabbed the telescope first, I tried to resist, but it was too strong!"
"So they did all these weird mumbo-jumbo alien-y things, put probes up my butt, stuck more needles in mah veins, they were extremely disappointed though, they said I wasn't 'marikimuku muku', I suppose that means fertile, I wasn't fertile (I studies aliens by the way).
However, I was happy they didn't inseminate me with weird little aliens.
I was happy nonetheless, being the knowlege sim that I am."
I most certainly did not say this to Sharon, she would've had a heart attack!
"Hehe, my plan is going smoothly, getting Tudor abducted was my plan all along, too bad politechnician 00975 said he wasn't marikimuku muku, I really wanted my brother gone..."
Authors Note: EVIL I tell you, she she had that jumper on when Tudor was abducted!!
I actually don't approve of this, it's like we've signed a contract with death, saying that we will die.
HOW SAD!!
Oh wow! I can fly? Oh hold on, how is this possible? The force of gravity doesn't permit me from flying? How is this possible?
Authors Note: Henry is equipped with super jet flying boots, he doesn't know it though.
My baby is growing! Oh no, this means I'm old! Oh God, what shall I do?
Where are my parents when I need them? Oh, they don't exist I forgot.
"Claudia" I said softly to my daughter, she was an angel, the true form of perfection.
Claudia kept looking in the mirror, brushing her perfect black hair from side to side.
"Claudia, you won't ever leave me will you?" I continued
"No Dad, I love you, I am happy right now, but you must understand I shall leave this place for a brief period of time, I will come back though in due time"
Authors Note: She is evil I tell you, just look at her!!
I am finally old, the much anticiated decrepit appearance now haunts my face and body.
I think this is the last time I'll be talking to you all *points at audience*, for I am now too tired.
Adieu!
Thank you for reading chapter three everyone! I have now caught up with all the events!
Next couple of chapter that will be out will be about Claudia's college years and the introduction of her new husband *wink*.
I made this chapter not that funny since it was Henry's last chapter to ever comment on, so yeah.
It was a bit rushed, I know, I guess I really wanted to catch up with where I am now.
Sean and Kira will be waiting on the 31st of August in Las Vegas for you! You are all invited to participate in the wedding.