*No blinding light, or tunnels to gates of white..
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: I'm not really an angry kinda guy. I probably pretended to get mad at Fatso Dane.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: A 12 gauge...or the hood of my car.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: It takes a real man to hit his wife.
4. How about of the same sex?: If necessary.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Definitely Chris. I guess I don't usually have many vandettas like that.
6. What is your pet peeve? People using the term petpeeve. There's so many though, we'd probably be here for days.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I wouldn't say I keep grudges, but there's some things I will never forgive people for.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? Thanked mom for just how much she does for me.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've clocked a 2 p.m.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Grandma.
4.What is the last lame excuse you made? "What are all these gloves doing here?!" 'What?! Oh, someone must've sprinkled them on me.'
5.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Not for a while, but sometimes I'll watch them several times through.
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in?: It's been like...over a week.
7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? My alarm clock has legs, arms, a body, and a poledancin' dress.
GLUTTONY
1.What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Strawberry milkshakes from Vaginal Robbins.
2.Meat eaters: I love white meat more than...well, dark meat.
3.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: 12 tallboys, 3 beers, 4 coolers, and 1.5 shots of something or other. Hmm, actually, maybe it was when I had a 5 litre bubba, and finished Hammie's wine.
4.Have you ever used a professional diet company?: I think that's foolish.
5.Do you have an issue with your weight? That's something I'm thankful to not have to worry about.
6.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: In order: spicy, salty, sweet.
7.Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: Haha as lame as that was, I'm actually loadin' a smile.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Lemme just go check my tally...
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Quite a few. If not full body, a lot of people have seen my piece; I'm gunna say over two hundred. Obviously most of them were for comedy, example: swordfights, helicopters, etc.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: I'm usually pretty sly, or, I like to think I am.
4.Have you "done it"?: Refer to the greatest alcohol consumption question.
5.What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I love the bum, but I like tummies a lot too.
6.Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Only like, everyday.
7.Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No way, I'm clean as fuck.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own?: Not a one.
2.What's your guilty pleasure store?: I'm gunna say any concerts. I blow so much money on clothing.
3.If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I'd buy a piece of land and build 2-3 houses to be sold. Although I won't do that as a profession, that's how I plan to get rich. I thought to do that when I was 6.
4.Would you rather be rich or famous?: Probably famous. No, rich. No, famous. Seeing as how I can't decide, and this is testing my greed, I guess it says a lot about me.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I don't think so.
6.Have you ever stolen anything?: Nothing major.
7.How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 1078.
PRIDE
1.What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? I would say learning to play guitar.
2.What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: I would say learning to play the guitar. They like my character as a whole a lot too. Oh, and they like watching me play hockey a lot.
3.What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: I want everyone to know who Alex Palmer is. I also really want an OBE; a safe one.
4.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? It depends, but there's no point in doing something if you aren't the best at it. I wouldn't take that too literal, but, ya know.
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha totally.
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I used to cheat at cards a lot. Hammie would notice, but I would always make Braedyn and Frox the co-niggers, so he wouldn't say anything.
7.What did you do today that you're proud of? Got totally checked out by this really attractive mother. She had a hot husband too.
ENVY
1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I'm pretty sure I have everything I want.
2.Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Carly. She has the hottest room ever...she could really add some magic.
3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Bryce Avery.
4.Have you ever been cheated on?: I'm sure I have.
5.Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I think everyone does, just, mine won't come with a few situps.
6.What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? A smaller id, for sure. No, nevermind, my narcissism overpowers everything and I love it that way.
7.Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Geez, I dunno...there's mad street cred for making livejournal surveys.
..justourhandsclaspedsotight*
1. Who did you last get angry with?: I'm not really an angry kinda guy. I probably pretended to get mad at Fatso Dane.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: A 12 gauge...or the hood of my car.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: It takes a real man to hit his wife.
4. How about of the same sex?: If necessary.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Definitely Chris. I guess I don't usually have many vandettas like that.
6. What is your pet peeve? People using the term petpeeve. There's so many though, we'd probably be here for days.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I wouldn't say I keep grudges, but there's some things I will never forgive people for.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? Thanked mom for just how much she does for me.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've clocked a 2 p.m.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Grandma.
4.What is the last lame excuse you made? "What are all these gloves doing here?!" 'What?! Oh, someone must've sprinkled them on me.'
5.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Not for a while, but sometimes I'll watch them several times through.
6.When was the last time you got a good workout in?: It's been like...over a week.
7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? My alarm clock has legs, arms, a body, and a poledancin' dress.
GLUTTONY
1.What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Strawberry milkshakes from Vaginal Robbins.
2.Meat eaters: I love white meat more than...well, dark meat.
3.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: 12 tallboys, 3 beers, 4 coolers, and 1.5 shots of something or other. Hmm, actually, maybe it was when I had a 5 litre bubba, and finished Hammie's wine.
4.Have you ever used a professional diet company?: I think that's foolish.
5.Do you have an issue with your weight? That's something I'm thankful to not have to worry about.
6.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: In order: spicy, salty, sweet.
7.Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: Haha as lame as that was, I'm actually loadin' a smile.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Lemme just go check my tally...
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Quite a few. If not full body, a lot of people have seen my piece; I'm gunna say over two hundred. Obviously most of them were for comedy, example: swordfights, helicopters, etc.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: I'm usually pretty sly, or, I like to think I am.
4.Have you "done it"?: Refer to the greatest alcohol consumption question.
5.What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I love the bum, but I like tummies a lot too.
6.Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Only like, everyday.
7.Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No way, I'm clean as fuck.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own?: Not a one.
2.What's your guilty pleasure store?: I'm gunna say any concerts. I blow so much money on clothing.
3.If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I'd buy a piece of land and build 2-3 houses to be sold. Although I won't do that as a profession, that's how I plan to get rich. I thought to do that when I was 6.
4.Would you rather be rich or famous?: Probably famous. No, rich. No, famous. Seeing as how I can't decide, and this is testing my greed, I guess it says a lot about me.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I don't think so.
6.Have you ever stolen anything?: Nothing major.
7.How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 1078.
PRIDE
1.What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? I would say learning to play guitar.
2.What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: I would say learning to play the guitar. They like my character as a whole a lot too. Oh, and they like watching me play hockey a lot.
3.What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: I want everyone to know who Alex Palmer is. I also really want an OBE; a safe one.
4.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? It depends, but there's no point in doing something if you aren't the best at it. I wouldn't take that too literal, but, ya know.
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha totally.
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I used to cheat at cards a lot. Hammie would notice, but I would always make Braedyn and Frox the co-niggers, so he wouldn't say anything.
7.What did you do today that you're proud of? Got totally checked out by this really attractive mother. She had a hot husband too.
ENVY
1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I'm pretty sure I have everything I want.
2.Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Carly. She has the hottest room ever...she could really add some magic.
3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Bryce Avery.
4.Have you ever been cheated on?: I'm sure I have.
5.Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I think everyone does, just, mine won't come with a few situps.
6.What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? A smaller id, for sure. No, nevermind, my narcissism overpowers everything and I love it that way.
7.Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Geez, I dunno...there's mad street cred for making livejournal surveys.
..justourhandsclaspedsotight*