this bitch is starting to stink up my garage....

so today when i was out and about cruising the streets of my neighborhood... i got kinda bored. and well, school was just letting out as i approached the crosswalk of the local elementary school just a few blocks away from my house. i saw the children being guided across the street by the crossguard, and i remembered what it was like when i was ( Read more... )

i just thought id let you all know how much cooler i am than you, and how you will never be as cool as me... and all of your girlfriends and sisters spread out their butt-cheeks and showed me their cornholes last night.... fags

ok... so word has gotten to me that alot of the assholes who dwell in this bitchfest of a website think im someone im not... im not going to mention any specific names, but i am NOT the big, tough, brown sex beast who you think i am... (you know who i speak of)... you are all so fucking stupid... and i know where you live, so ill kill ya faces and ( Read more... )

so last night i went to this madrad SxE/HxC show... it was off the hook. one thing bad happened though... i saw some asshole smoking a cigarette... and i (being the militant SxEer i am) went up to that fuckin cockface and told him to put out his cancer stick... if i dont smoke then nobody does.... fuckin asshole. i had to steal my moms jacket again ( Read more... )

I've got my pistol pawn cocked ( Read more... )

i am so much cooler than any of you will ever be. you might as well kill yourselves... i am that cool.

steve is a fuck cock ass monger from outer space who likes it when people drag their fingernails across his asshole and scrape the shit off and feed it to him while he is bound to the kitchen table.... ya stupid fuck cock

ashton kutcher is so hot... but im not saying that in a fag way. i say it in a strictly non-homoerotic way. im not a homophobe or anything, but i fuckin hate fags. i wonder if they have ever had their shit pushed in...? tonight my mom said that she would loan me a few bucks so i could go to the home depot and pick up a john deer trucker hat for ( Read more... )

today some guy called me a fag and said i looked like a girl... so i cried... and listened to radiohead. i bought a modest mouse album today, and i cried when i heard it, its so beautiful... and the musicians are just so talented. today i saw a dog take a shit on some flowers, so i took a picture of the aftermath... it is my art. my mom let me ( Read more... )