Pure Democracy cannot work.
Too goddamn many idiots who can't even conceive how a can opener works, much less the intricate workings of our government.

Would you let Billy Ray Bob (2/3 hillbilly) pick the mechanic that works on your car? How about your family doctor? I bet ya he can pick a goodern.

It is now safe to turn off your government.

Perhaps the churches should be required to inform their followers of the optional belief of atheism.

Seperation of church and state?! We need seperation of head from ass.